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Coffee 03-15-2006 12:31 PM

Chuck Norris could kill this thread with one roundhouse kick.

lapietra 03-15-2006 09:43 PM

But he chooses not to 'cos it's not worth his while. Chuck Norris has got BIGGER threads to kill.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-15-2006 09:53 PM

Chuck Norris could kill the entire internet with a single roundhouse click to the head.

Jack Flanders 03-15-2006 10:00 PM

"Help, Chuck Norris, help!! We need you to KILL all the internet kiddie porn pervs!! HELP!!!!"

Brynn 03-27-2006 09:51 PM

I just got kicked by Chuck Norris just to see what it would feel like, and it really hurt - a lot.

Brynn 03-27-2006 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
hmm, well that's seems to have been sorted.

I'm still afraid to be friends with her though.


zenbabe 05-05-2006 04:55 PM

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars
of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which
was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in
New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of
mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great
ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank,
and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were
crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery,
were inconsolable at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that
they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe
to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is
known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

Jack Flanders 05-05-2006 09:37 PM

^^^^ That is so f*cking funny!!!!!!!!!!! OMG everytime I use it (Dinz don't get crass) I will remember this Fun Fact!!!

Brynn 05-09-2006 09:04 AM

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I ushed to talk before I got my denshers.

zenbabe 05-19-2006 04:18 PM

goo butt

chuckie egg 11-27-2006 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by zenbabe
goo butt

Wow, you almost managed it!:D

Brynn 11-28-2006 02:47 AM

yeah, I was thinking the same thing a month ago, but it seemed like such a good way to kill it, I didn't have the heart.

zenbabe 02-19-2007 06:35 PM

and you thought this thread was dead. phooey.

Odbe 02-20-2007 01:53 AM

It's an undead thread!

RuneT 02-23-2007 08:20 AM


lostsadie 02-23-2007 10:33 AM

Dawn of the dead thread

RuneT 02-23-2007 10:56 AM


Brynn 02-24-2007 07:10 PM


Odbe 02-26-2007 06:48 PM

Thread cutter/unpicker

funkytuba 02-26-2007 07:03 PM

Where's agentsmith when you need her...

lostsadie 02-26-2007 09:22 PM

this is the
zefrankenstein thread

Brynn 02-27-2007 04:32 PM

Ew - that looks real!

So lostsadie, tell us about yourself. There are hints, but it would be nice to hear what you think is most important...you seem like an easy-going noob :)
First of all, your name, picture, social security number, driver's license, expiration dates on debit cards, address, phone number, mother's maiden name, passwords* - that sort of thing please (I believe you've already revealed your height, but that's kind of abstract here on the internets):

*All required fields

lostsadie 02-28-2007 01:42 AM


Originally Posted by Brynn
So lostsadie, tell us about yourself. There are hints, but it would be nice to hear what you think is most important...you seem like an easy-going noob :)
First of all, your name, picture, social security number, driver's license, expiration dates on debit cards, address, phone number, mother's maiden name, passwords* - that sort of thing please (I believe you've already revealed your height, but that's kind of abstract here on the internets):

I am so very flattered Brynn...anything for you.

Name: Jane Azure Doe
Picture: See avatar...that is really me
SS #: 011-22-3344
DL: same as above (I would never remember if I changed it)
Debit cards: I pay with cash
Mother's maiden name: Smith
Passwords: 12345 or qwerty and sometimes for special protection qwerty123

Sorry Brynn, I don't give out my address to strangers. You know I've seen commercials where people say that the bad people can steal your identity, and I thought that if they don't have an opportunity to come and watch you and learn how you do things it can't possibly work. so my address will remain a secret. I can't imagine me talking in a biker voice...very scary.

Will you be my friend now?

Brynn 02-28-2007 02:40 AM

most assuredly. we can meet for lunch in neutral, public places, play dominoes beneath the elm trees and trade stories about the war!

lostsadie 03-01-2007 12:46 AM

It's a deal if we make it very public...and don't watch me move too much; freaks me out

so tell me about you...


Brynn 03-01-2007 09:50 PM

I'm considered moderately tall for a woman :o so please don't hat me for it

lostsadie 03-02-2007 12:10 AM

We can still be friends, actually I enjoy tall friends (pretty much all of my friends are tall) they can be very helpful at times. Of course I consider tall to be above 5' because anything over that is taller than me anyway.

Question: Can you reach the top shelf in your kitchen cabinets? I even have issues with the middle shelf. I have always wondered what tall people keep up there. Do you know? And what about that one over the 'fridge...if I want to lose something permanently that is where I put it.

So tell me what it's like to be moderately tall? What are the positives? Negatives? And what is Moderately tall any way...5'2" to 5'6"?

friends are fun

Jack Flanders 03-02-2007 01:14 AM


Odbe 03-02-2007 02:33 AM

I used to be tall until I made a new friend who is very tall. Now everyone is short except her.

lostsadie 03-03-2007 10:50 AM

My favorite part about being short (I am sure it is the same for really tall people) is the overwhelming urge others have to tell you about it...like they are caught off guard and the words come out before they can help themselves. As in : "hey, you're short!!!" or "did you know how short you are?"

The funny part to me is I don't FEEL short, so I answer with something like. "I am? Really? My mother never told me" or " I know how tall I am but not how short, how does one measure that?"

But then I think the whole thing is amazingly funny. Although, I do think I might contact the ADA regarding the heights of door handles and toilets and such. The fricken Handicap toilets are like two and a half feet off the ground...what is that? How fair is that? They should be adjustable... :confused:

***Now if talking about toilets doesn't turn this bread into a soggy mush, I don't know what will.

Coffee 03-03-2007 04:25 PM

HEY!!! Will you little people keep it down...ummm...down there. Nattering away sociably in a thread is NOT an effective way to kill it.



Brynn 03-03-2007 09:22 PM

Oh great, now it's bleeding. Does anyone have a band-aid or something? Anyone?

Now my dear Mr. Coffee, we do have important things to talk about here, not the least of which is about killing the thread, granted, but I assure you that if we chat mindlessly enough for long enough, it will die of natural causes, so please be patient!!!!!!
You need some more caffeine, my sweet. It's obvious. Time for an emergency cup:

*sadie, I'm 5'8" so I love being asked to get things off of shelves. It builds my self-esteem and makes me feel incredibly useful.
I was this height in sixth grade. It wasn't fun. I became an expert on the weather "up there", I got asked about it so often. Horrifying at 12. All the boys I liked came up to my collarbone. The big ones were academically challenged, and already growing beards and mustaches. I was forced to be on the basketball team, a sport I have no aptitude for at all, so I spent a lot of time on the bench. I developed an ashamed stoop that only two years of dance in college could correct, and I've always dated short Napoleonic men for some reason. Something about wanting to balance out the genetics, perhaps, and of course the "Look at the big fish I caught" syndrome on their side. I've since realized that there are women far taller than me, which has been comforting.

lostsadie 03-03-2007 09:49 PM

I am exactly 10 and a half inches shorter than you!

I too have a thing for little men...I just feel weird hugging a guy with my ear pressed up against his belt buckle...call me crazy. :p My poor kids are doomed to being little to I suppose.

About this tread:

We don't die... we multiply..we's Be Be's kids

trisherina 03-03-2007 09:57 PM

I'm 172 cm. I think that's almost 5'8" in metric, or after the spinal compression of aging -- I'm never sure which.

Tunesmith 03-03-2007 10:20 PM

So...this may be insensitive of me, Sadie, but your title 'Pigmy person' is meant to be taken literally?

Just for the record, being tall isn't that exciting. I'm 6' (6'1" when I need to show off or sound taller than I am) It makes you stand out in a crowd, and when that crowd happens to be a group of pre-pubescent teens trying to dance to rap while you tower above them, like a Statue of Liberty without a torch, dress, book, and symbolic nature, you're inclined to wish that you didn't have the genes you do. Fortunately, this hasn't been a problem for a few years, but it just about killed me.

Also, low ceilings and hanging pipes are a big problem. I've smacked my head into a very hot pipe while on the treadmill. :( Pleasant, no?

My girlfriend's about...5'4", but seeing as I've never had a problem with other people's height, I don't really pay attention to the difference.

There ya go, Brynn:

I thought the thread might enjoy being covered by Tigger straddling Pooh. I know I would.

lostsadie 03-03-2007 10:21 PM

I'm surrounded by beautiful long legged tall girls...I suppose I'll settle for cute

Husk 03-04-2007 01:08 AM

Yeah, i'm 5'2" and wish i was taller. Hitting your head on a pipe sounds seems a small price for not being called "shrimp#2" for 3 years instead of your real name, or being asked when you start high school (despite the fact taht your already in it). But i guess it doesn't matter what you are, as humans we just want to be the opposite.

Jack Flanders 03-04-2007 01:50 AM

I'm 5'7" and glad to be alive. Just lost two friends from lung cancer. One smoked like a fvcking chimney and the other never inhaled. Go figure.

Coffee 03-04-2007 04:04 AM

WHAT??? did someone say something?

*looks down*

Oh...its you little people making a fuss in here again. :mad:

I'm 6' 3" and have a small gash on my forehead right now from banging my head on something or other the other day. As I posted some time ago...one benefit (not) of being tall is that my friends hang ceiling fans at frontal lobotomy height. But...all the shelves are accessible without step stools...so that is some compensation I guess.

*Bangs head on thread on way out*

xfox 03-04-2007 04:33 PM

*looks around in a good wind*
Ready about?

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