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Deviate 03-28-2003 03:39 PM

1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot

lapietra 03-28-2003 03:40 PM

1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot
4. On my black leather boot
5. And he's soft and his breath smells of fishes.

Deviate 03-28-2003 03:42 PM

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch

lapietra 03-28-2003 03:48 PM

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch

Deviate 03-28-2003 05:19 PM

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see

lapietra 03-28-2003 05:24 PM

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!

Deviate 03-28-2003 05:25 PM

1. I'm heading to Subway for lunch
2. To buy a sandwich for to munch
3. 'Cause Jared, you see
4. Made one just for me!
5. And I have to thank him a bunch!

lapietra 03-28-2003 05:42 PM

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus

Deviate 03-28-2003 05:44 PM

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us

lapietra 03-28-2003 05:50 PM

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words

Deviate 03-28-2003 06:12 PM

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds

lapietra 03-28-2003 06:23 PM

1. What I'd do without my thesaurus
2. It's really been quite helpful for us
3. I've learned many new words
4. and many names of birds
5. Like "Centropus phasianinus".

Deviate 03-28-2003 06:44 PM

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!

lapietra 03-29-2003 05:01 AM

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip

masterofNone 03-29-2003 12:07 PM

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite

lapietra 03-29-2003 01:55 PM

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night

Deviate 03-29-2003 03:52 PM

1. oh crap! that woman's a trip!
2. she debates, standing calm, hand on hip
3. She's quite erudite
4. But she'll argue all night
5. about which guy was cuter on Chips

1kookykat 03-29-2003 04:22 PM

Click


Hey, I didn't make it. Don't get mad at me.

Deviate 03-29-2003 05:34 PM

yeah? and?

Deviate 03-29-2003 05:35 PM

1. computer chit-chats late at night

lapietra 03-29-2003 05:45 PM

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight

Deviate 03-29-2003 07:21 PM

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed

lapietra 03-29-2003 08:55 PM

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed

AllegroNg 03-30-2003 12:10 AM

1. computer chit-chats late at night
2. can lead to love and delight
3. but if you are trashed
4. your friendships can get thrashed
5. Then there's make-up sex after the fight!

lapietra 03-30-2003 02:16 PM

1. I'm going to climb up a hill

moel 03-30-2003 02:27 PM

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill

masterofNone 03-30-2003 02:39 PM

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown

AllegroNg 03-30-2003 04:24 PM

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down

lapietra 03-31-2003 12:05 AM

1. I'm going to climb up a hill
2. Just like my good friend Jill
3. let me put on my crown
4. and have her go down
5. to the store for some anti-burn goo.

Deviate 03-31-2003 12:49 AM

1. I could use a really stiff drink

masterofNone 03-31-2003 12:55 AM

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink

Deviate 03-31-2003 01:00 AM

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit

masterofNone 03-31-2003 01:31 AM

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit

Deviate 03-31-2003 01:52 AM

1. I could use a really stiff drink
2. I keep the good stuff over the sink
3. I'll take a good hit
4. then lean over and spit
5. Shoo! That stuff's stronger than you'd think

moel 03-31-2003 12:45 PM

1. The stipper is soon to arrive

Deviate 03-31-2003 12:48 PM

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five.

moel 03-31-2003 12:51 PM

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long

Deviate 03-31-2003 12:53 PM

(it's too easy)

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong

masterofNone 03-31-2003 01:22 PM

1. The stipper is soon to arrive
2. She'll be here at Eleven-o-five
3. But i cant wait that long
4. I'm not all that strong
5. guess I'll resort to a little hand jive.

Deviate 03-31-2003 01:26 PM

1. This chicken is staring me down


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