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lapietra 05-12-2003 04:25 PM

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted. :)

zefrank 05-12-2003 04:30 PM

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.

lapietra 05-12-2003 04:31 PM

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.
3. He wouldn't pay up

flabbygums 05-12-2003 05:01 PM

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.
3. He wouldn't pay up
4. So I said, "howz da family, howz da pup?"

ambo 05-12-2003 05:33 PM

1. I love it when I'm misinterpreted.
2. I bet a guy his bird could chirp. it did.
3. He wouldn't pay up
4. So I said, "howz da family, howz da pup?"
5. Then he showed me his van - it was carpeted.

lapietra 05-12-2003 06:31 PM

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!

dinzdale 05-12-2003 06:32 PM

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.

lapietra 05-12-2003 06:42 PM

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.
3. But if I try to flee

dinzdale 05-12-2003 06:49 PM

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.
3. But if I try to flee
4. She'll set the dogs on me

ambo 05-12-2003 07:15 PM

1. June's approaching at the speed of light!
2. I thought I was hidden by the night.
3. But if I try to flee
4. She'll set the dogs on me
5. And August will soon be in sight.

flabbygums 05-12-2003 08:41 PM

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?

ambo 05-12-2003 10:01 PM

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee

chuckie egg 05-13-2003 08:33 AM

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee
3. I'd better go now

flabbygums 05-13-2003 08:51 AM

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee
3. I'd better go now
4. Before I hit on that cow

ambo 05-13-2003 12:42 PM

1. Is it hot in here or is it me?
2. I'm sweating and I have to pee
3. I'd better go now
4. Before I hit on that cow
5. See y'all later, if you're free

Deviate 05-13-2003 02:30 PM

1. my lunch is too hot to eat

dinzdale 05-13-2003 02:34 PM

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.

Deviate 05-13-2003 02:34 PM

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.
3. I tried with my toes

dinzdale 05-13-2003 02:36 PM

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.
3. I tried with my toes
4. but the cheese on it glows

flabbygums 05-13-2003 03:29 PM

1. my lunch is too hot to eat
2. I cant pick it up with my feet.
3. I tried with my toes
4. but the cheese on it glows
5. now I'm just blowing my meat

titanicaxx 05-13-2003 05:38 PM

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola

ambo 05-13-2003 07:06 PM

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola

lapietra 05-14-2003 01:27 PM

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola
3. Suddenly, his chi

flabbygums 05-14-2003 01:47 PM

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola
3. Suddenly, his chi
4. Was lost in baked brie

zefrank 05-14-2003 02:23 PM

1. A tiny young Ant from mongola
2. Was munching on fruited granola
3. Suddenly, his chi
4. Was lost in baked brie
5. and he could no longer play the viola

lapietra 05-14-2003 03:06 PM

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie :D

ambo 05-14-2003 03:30 PM

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy

lapietra 05-14-2003 04:16 PM

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy
3. But it will get made

ambo 05-14-2003 05:38 PM

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy
3. But it will get made
4. For the 2004 parade

lapietra 05-14-2003 08:29 PM

1. Can't wait to see Mike Moore's new movie
2. Mel's film co. didn't think it too groovy
3. But it will get made
4. For the 2004 parade
5. And probably lots of people will protest it but more people will applaud it and mostly the people that don't need to see it will see it (just like "Bowling for Columbine) but some people will be dragged to it and see the error of their ways and it will reveal lots of bad stuff and it will make lots of money and I just can't wait.

:D

ambo 05-14-2003 11:19 PM

1. There once was a rebel named La La

flabbygums 05-14-2003 11:52 PM

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah

chuckie egg 05-15-2003 07:42 AM

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah
3. But we will forgive her

flabbygums 05-15-2003 09:07 AM

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah
3. But we will forgive her
4. albeit with a cringe and a shiver

dinzdale 05-15-2003 11:36 AM

1. There once was a rebel named La La
2. Who killed threads like a suicide bomber for Allah
3. But we will forgive her
4. albeit with a cringe and a shiver
5. as she flays this thread too, like Pinata

lapietra 05-15-2003 12:39 PM

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment

RuneT 05-15-2003 12:40 PM

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent

ambo 05-15-2003 02:01 PM

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent
3. We give them with pleasure

dinzdale 05-15-2003 02:34 PM

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent
3. We give them with pleasure
4. They're all your's to treasure

lapietra 05-15-2003 03:02 PM

1. O my, you pay me too much compliment
2. Honey, they are well spent
3. We give them with pleasure
4. They're all your's to treasure
5. Far be it from me to dissent. :D


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