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dinzdale 05-15-2003 03:17 PM

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor

ambo 05-15-2003 04:04 PM

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser

nycwriters 05-15-2003 04:22 PM

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser
3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned

ambo 05-15-2003 04:49 PM

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser
3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned
4. The Englishman felt burned

lapietra 05-15-2003 09:21 PM

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser
3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned
4. The Englishman felt burned
5. In revenge he stole Ze's Pez dispenser.

lapietra 05-16-2003 01:16 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!

ambo 05-16-2003 01:32 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day

lapietra 05-16-2003 02:27 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate

dinzdale 05-16-2003 05:25 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate
4. A reason to masturbate

ambo 05-16-2003 05:30 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate
4. A reason to masturbate
5. So you only do it once a week, ay ?

lapietra 05-16-2003 06:09 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"

AllegroNg 05-16-2003 09:17 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable

ambo 05-16-2003 09:28 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow

flabbygums 05-16-2003 10:35 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow
4. and the perch for his sparrow

ambo 05-17-2003 12:59 AM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow
4. and the perch for his sparrow
5. And his "service" is always commendable

ambo 05-19-2003 11:52 AM

1. So sure was I of my reasons

flabbygums 05-19-2003 12:26 PM

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons

ambo 05-19-2003 05:31 PM

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt

dinzdale 05-19-2003 06:32 PM

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt
4. I had it figured out

ambo 05-19-2003 10:16 PM

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt
4. I had it figured out
5. So I confronted the lout with my grievance

lapietra 05-20-2003 12:24 AM

1. His attitude, simply appalling

chuckie egg 05-20-2003 07:54 AM

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling

ambo 05-20-2003 03:42 PM

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling
3. Besides that, he snores

lapietra 05-20-2003 04:47 PM

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling
3. Besides that, he snores
4. Never does his chores

dinzdale 05-20-2003 05:09 PM

1. His attitude, simply appalling
2. All of this whining and balling
3. Besides that, he snores
4. Never does his chores
5. But I run to him when e'er he's calling

lapietra 05-21-2003 03:32 PM

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie

AllegroNg 05-21-2003 10:31 PM

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery

ambo 05-21-2003 11:01 PM

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery
3. Then with hairs all on end

chuckie egg 05-22-2003 08:14 AM

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery
3. Then with hairs all on end
4. Success will depend

dinzdale 05-23-2003 11:55 AM

1. The way two guys show their com'raderie
2. Is by licking a 9 volt battery
3. Then with hairs all on end
4. Success will depend
5. On the their ability to suck up this flattery.

AllegroNg 05-27-2003 09:59 PM

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts

flabbygums 05-28-2003 02:31 AM

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt

chuckie egg 05-28-2003 07:47 AM

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt
3. What can I say?

flabbygums 05-28-2003 09:08 AM

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt
3. What can I say?
4. Colonel Hogan was gay???

lapietra 05-28-2003 02:18 PM

1. Peanut oil comes from peanuts
2. Horatio Sans does a mean Eleanor Frutt
3. What can I say?
4. Colonel Hogan was gay???
5. Monkeys will fly out of his butt.

nycwriters 05-28-2003 03:57 PM

1. That was the strangest limerick ever

lapietra 05-28-2003 04:33 PM

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!

AllegroNg 05-28-2003 09:04 PM

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!
3. Baby oil comes from somewhere...

zenbabe 05-28-2003 09:09 PM

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!
3. Baby oil comes from somewhere...
4. though from where i wont share

chuckie egg 05-29-2003 08:44 AM

1. That was the strangest limerick ever
2. Yet, I think we can do even better!
3. Baby oil comes from somewhere...
4. though from where i wont share
5. So that we dont get any wetter


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