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Audreyvgs 09-18-2003 01:07 PM

My furniture's made out of nails

dinzdale 09-18-2003 01:32 PM

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales

Audreyvgs 09-18-2003 01:40 PM

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right

AllegroNg 09-18-2003 01:49 PM

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right
And squeeze your tooshie real tight

dinzdale 09-18-2003 01:50 PM

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right
with your back to the light

rapscalious rob 09-18-2003 02:28 PM

My furniture's made out of nails
And blubber I saved from the whales
if you sit down just right
with your back to the light
you will find that I glued on some tails

nycwriters 09-18-2003 03:55 PM

It has to be too good to be true

rapscalious rob 09-18-2003 04:35 PM

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo

funkytuba 09-18-2003 08:29 PM

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo
my ass ain't complaining

Audreyvgs 09-18-2003 09:10 PM

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo
my ass ain't complaining
but the toilets not draining!

mindChatter 09-19-2003 02:47 AM

It has to be too good to be true
that they got good TP for the loo
my ass ain't complaining
but the toilets not draining!
Must be from when I ate glue

Hyakujo's Fox 09-19-2003 12:53 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

dinzdale 09-19-2003 02:25 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter

mindChatter 09-19-2003 03:19 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,

funkytuba 09-19-2003 04:04 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,
My oleo lake

amanda 09-19-2003 05:56 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
You heard me. I didnt stutter.
Although it's so fake,
My oleo lake
smells much more like a gutter.

slurpeedemon 09-19-2003 07:01 PM

I happen to like tunafish

nycwriters 09-19-2003 07:07 PM

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish

rapscalious rob 09-19-2003 07:13 PM

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me

funkytuba 09-19-2003 07:25 PM

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me
do not mind mercury

Audreyvgs 09-19-2003 10:41 PM

I happen to like tunafish
there's no other fish that I wish
for my kitty or me
do not mind mercury
tip that can of fine fish in our dish

lapietra 09-20-2003 03:58 AM

There once was a magical mirror

Hyakujo's Fox 09-20-2003 07:09 AM

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer

Audreyvgs 09-20-2003 10:06 AM

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer




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sorry, had to

rapscalious rob 09-21-2003 08:39 PM

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer
and quite a bit stronger

zenbabe 09-21-2003 09:25 PM

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer
and quite a bit stronger
It was John Holmes and I soon ran in fear!

funkytuba 09-23-2003 01:31 AM

My panda is not too bright

nycwriters 09-23-2003 01:39 AM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight

rapscalious rob 09-23-2003 01:58 AM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
itís stretched out of shape

Audreyvgs 09-23-2003 07:25 AM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
itís stretched out of shape
whats inside might escape

dinzdale 09-23-2003 02:17 PM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
itís stretched out of shape
whats inside might escape
He's looking like Beale, what a fright!

Hyakujo's Fox 09-24-2003 07:22 AM

My pants are green corduroy

nycwriters 09-24-2003 02:50 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy

slurpeedemon 09-24-2003 04:40 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.

Audreyvgs 09-24-2003 06:46 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.
and now the flies nosh 'em

funkytuba 09-24-2003 09:07 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.
and now the flies nosh 'em
It seems I've caught on to their ploy

nycwriters 09-24-2003 09:44 PM

There once was a very funky tuba

Audreyvgs 09-24-2003 09:57 PM

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba

zenbabe 09-24-2003 11:34 PM

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White

nycwriters 09-25-2003 01:57 AM

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White
So he put up a fight


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