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Audreyvgs 11-25-2003 10:09 PM

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see

Goot 11-25-2003 10:12 PM

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see
I bought "Sticky Fingers"

Hyakujo's Fox 11-26-2003 05:09 PM

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see
I bought "Sticky Fingers"
and still the imagery lingers

Klynne 11-26-2003 06:51 PM

Mick Jagger is smiling at me
thru the zipper on the album I see
I bought "Sticky Fingers"
and still the imagery lingers
of Micks lips kissing my knee

zenbabe 11-26-2003 07:14 PM

I do hope the bird thaws in time

Klynne 11-26-2003 07:58 PM

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?

zenbabe 11-26-2003 08:21 PM

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?
You know, I sure do!

Klynne 11-26-2003 08:33 PM

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?
You know, I sure do!
And that you like it too!

Goot 11-27-2003 03:28 AM

I do hope the bird thaws in time
Do you like your tequilla with lime?
You know, I sure do!
And that you like it too!
Now let me drive, I promise I'm fine!

Audreyvgs 11-27-2003 03:37 AM

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet

Coffee 11-27-2003 04:57 AM

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet

Hyakujo's Fox 11-27-2003 05:56 AM

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet
I stuffed it with mars bars

Goot 11-27-2003 03:44 PM

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet
I stuffed it with mars bars
And Chocolate Cigars

Klynne 11-27-2003 10:19 PM

I'm cooking whilst dead on my feet
so hope the bird isn't to sweet
I stuffed it with mars bars
And Chocolate Cigars
somebody yell "Trick or Treat?"

Goot 11-28-2003 06:18 PM

My printer is out of black ink

Klynne 11-28-2003 08:44 PM

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think

jenschka 11-28-2003 09:33 PM

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think
If green's all I've got

Klynne 11-28-2003 09:52 PM

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think
If green's all I've got
Have to live with my own lot

Goot 11-29-2003 03:23 AM

My printer is out of black ink
So upset, I can barely think
If green's all I've got
Have to live with my own lot
And print pictures of mold in my sink

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2003 01:40 PM

I've decided to swim with the fishes

Audreyvgs 11-29-2003 03:35 PM

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes

Hyakujo's Fox 11-30-2003 06:53 AM

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes
but she's such a landlubber

Coffee 11-30-2003 06:05 PM

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes
but she's such a landlubber
and I've got all this blubber

jenschka 11-30-2003 06:11 PM

I've decided to swim with the fishes
I know its against all of mom's wishes
but she's such a landlubber
and I've got all this blubber
which luckily, in water, just swishes!

Coffee 11-30-2003 08:12 PM

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.

Klynne 11-30-2003 08:42 PM

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?

Coffee 11-30-2003 09:08 PM

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?
Damn...I brought a shot gun?!?

lapietra 11-30-2003 10:04 PM

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?
Damn...I brought a shot gun?!?
Where the heck did that come from?!?!?

Coffee 12-02-2003 02:43 PM

Tight grip on a cold mug of beer.
Shot gun ready to fire, where are the deer?
Damn...I brought a shot gun?!?
Where the heck did that come from?!?!?
I'm hoping now that a duck flies near.

dinzdale 12-02-2003 04:14 PM

An eager young postman called Pat

lapietra 12-02-2003 05:52 PM

An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.

Klynne 12-03-2003 12:12 AM

]An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.
Try as he might

DancingDuck 12-03-2003 12:15 AM

An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.
Try as he might
He put up no fight

Hyakujo's Fox 12-03-2003 05:09 PM

An eager young postman called Pat
Had a crush on a girl with a cat.
Try as he might
He put up no fight
And that was the end of that.

ambo 12-03-2003 07:07 PM

Talk to me dirty you fool

dinzdale 12-03-2003 07:12 PM

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool

ambo 12-03-2003 07:18 PM

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head

jenschka 12-03-2003 07:22 PM

*** I'm staying out of this one! ***

dinzdale 12-03-2003 07:26 PM

Talk to me dirty you fool
and twiddle my nips til I drool
I'll give you great head
Bend you over the bed

jenschka 12-03-2003 07:29 PM

*** Come on you guys! The suspense is killing me! ***


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