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rapscalious rob 05-20-2004 11:16 PM

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd
Especially when

Smartypants 05-20-2004 11:42 PM

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd
Especially when
If by chance now and then

Dark Chocolate 05-21-2004 12:10 AM

There are times when I just laugh at loud
When I am alone or when in a crowd
Especially when
If by chance now and then
Someone finallly manages to not ruin the meter of the limerick

Audreyvgs 05-21-2004 12:26 AM

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p


Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!

Hyakujo's Fox 05-21-2004 02:14 AM

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's

Coffee 05-21-2004 02:15 AM

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right

Klynne 05-21-2004 02:18 AM

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right
twil be a horrible fight

Coffee 05-21-2004 02:22 AM

Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right
twil be a horrible fight
and jawbones'l be seen a flappin'

Klynne 05-21-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee
Jesus Gawd I hate when that happens!
Again, and I'll dish out some slappin's
If the meter aint right
twil be a horrible fight
and jawbones'l be seen a flappin'

hehehehe. good one Coffee:)

weissenflatz 05-21-2004 07:28 AM

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all

Hyakujo's Fox 05-21-2004 11:55 AM

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall

weissenflatz 05-21-2004 12:56 PM

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall
poured himself a powerful drink

Spicy Jack 05-21-2004 02:05 PM

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall
poured himself a powerful drink
and took a moment to think

weissenflatz 05-21-2004 02:25 PM

And Weissenflatz, not quite dead at all
lay on the ground, after having a fall
poured himself a powerful drink
and took a moment to think
and decided to be dead drunk after all

straymonk 05-22-2004 07:28 AM

My friends are all pissed on whiskey

Gatsby 05-22-2004 06:47 PM

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky

Klynne 05-22-2004 08:13 PM

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky
off to the strip club we go

madasacutsnake 05-22-2004 09:10 PM

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky
off to the strip club we go
tits ass and dinks on show

Spicy Jack 05-23-2004 04:53 AM

My friends are all pissed on whiskey
And are thus are feeling quite frisky
off to the strip club we go
tits ass and dinks on show
I wonder how much $5 will get me

zenbabe 05-23-2004 05:27 AM

My breaks have started to squeak

Smartypants 05-23-2004 05:30 AM

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak

Hyakujo's Fox 05-23-2004 05:50 AM

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak
The engine is rattlin'

zenbabe 05-23-2004 06:11 AM

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak
The engine is rattlin'
Pork rinds a crack'lin

Smartypants 05-23-2004 06:15 AM

My brakes have started to squeak
My oil pan has sprouted a leak
The engine is rattlin'
Pork rinds a crack'lin
Cuz they fell on the seat 'neath my cheeks

Hyakujo's Fox 05-23-2004 09:48 AM

I was trapped so long in the lift

Aphrodite 05-23-2004 02:24 PM

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift

straymonk 05-24-2004 01:42 AM

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift
Time for a quickie

funkytuba 05-24-2004 03:43 AM

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift
Time for a quickie
so stick in your dickie

weissenflatz 05-24-2004 08:46 AM

I was trapped so long in the lift
That our visit will have to be swift
Time for a quickie
so stick in your dickie
in 9 month there'll be a population shift

nycwriters 05-25-2004 05:38 AM

You say tomayto and I say tomahto

Smartypants 05-25-2004 05:43 AM

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto

weissenflatz 05-25-2004 06:21 AM

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto
Sometimes you'd better not speak

madasacutsnake 05-25-2004 09:42 AM

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto
Sometimes you'd better not speak
Or in a small water filled cave take a leak

weissenflatz 05-25-2004 10:27 AM

You say tomayto and I say tomahto
While I quoted Plato you peed in the grotto
Sometimes you'd better not speak
Or in a small water filled cave take a leak
Then make a salad of tomato and potato

Spicy Jack 05-25-2004 01:49 PM

So what are we going to do?

dinzdale 05-25-2004 01:59 PM

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?

Spicy Jack 05-25-2004 02:18 PM

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?
I guess we could dance

dinzdale 05-25-2004 02:21 PM

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?
I guess we could dance
without any pants

Spicy Jack 05-25-2004 02:22 PM

So what are we going to do?
when we dont have a sniff of a clue?
I guess we could dance
without any pants
and do a lambada or two.

dinzdale 05-25-2004 02:23 PM

The price of black market cheese


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