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Brynn 07-04-2009 10:12 PM

I'm relieved to know that both things are within the range of beings that can be identified as "identifiable." I mean, that's all we need - aliens breeding in the sewers...so how would something like that get there, professor? Two of them setting up house on either side of the tunnel from each other - ? Do they normally grow that big?

I had to look twice at them because to me at first it looked like some kind of asexual porn + KY hoax, but I'm just dirty-minded.

That poor sea pig looks so uncomfortable, resting all his heft on his poor little appendages without the benefit of water to buoy him up. Can't somebody please give him a comfy pillow or something?

brightpearl 07-04-2009 11:33 PM

Someone has requested MORE information about a disgusting wormy thing! I can hardly contain my joy!

I should qualify all this by saying that I'm not at all sure that's a lump of bryozoans, just my best guess. I wasn't aware they'd recoil from light like that, or more probably, heat. They are animals, though, and can move.

Assuming they are bryozoans, each of those lumpy bits is a colony of many. They spawn sort of spore-style, like corals, so it would be quite likely for them to find a spot in each of those junctions. Also, I don't think that pipe is very big, actually, but bryozoan colonies can form disturbingly jiggly, large, free floating mats of crud.

You can see a few pictures here, but there are hundreds and hundreds of kinds, and they're all really different.

I just googled North Carolina sewer life and found something saying it's tubifex worms, but I dunno. I think those are just the little red worms that you feed goldfish...maybe there's more than one kind.

I could keep going, but surely this is more than enough to kill the thread.

Coffee 07-06-2009 03:32 AM

I will keep checking this thread for more information regarding disgusting blob...err...bryozoan life forms.

Ty for researching this important topic!

MoJoRiSin 07-06-2009 07:45 PM

^ :D TY! :D

Brynn 07-06-2009 08:10 PM

Yes indeed. Otherwise I'd have had to spend quite a bit of time in the "Disturbing Dreams" thread after seeing that thing.

JesusTitties 07-07-2009 01:13 AM

Is this some form of bryozoan also

Jack Flanders 07-07-2009 01:23 AM

Amy Winehouse lookin' good!!!

brightpearl 07-07-2009 09:38 PM

JT, I do NOT appreciate you posting photos of me without permission.

I had a late night, okay?

Hyakujo's Fox 07-14-2009 10:08 PM


Brynn 07-15-2009 02:20 PM

^ finally! a solution for all those pesky unconscious wounded.

Coffee 07-15-2009 02:31 PM

Mount a gun, sensors, and input a self defense program and it could provide it's own fuel...neeto!

Brynn 07-15-2009 02:34 PM

yeah, great idea, you should write to them

Odbe 07-24-2009 07:36 AM

Anyone else hear galloping?

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-30-2009 03:45 AM

Frieda 07-30-2009 05:25 AM


Hyakujo's Fox 07-30-2009 06:40 AM

madasacutsnake 08-14-2009 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by trisherina (Post 414389)
I am going to attempt a dietary approach to my illness. (I'll miss you, Pioneer Woman.)


YsaPur EsChomuw 08-17-2009 12:39 PM

you have cocaine in your wallet

YsaPur EsChomuw 09-01-2009 10:50 AM

A cat models an earthquake survival kit for pets, produced by Oyagokoro, from Japan. The kit includes a pet-sized padded jacket and rain hat, special boots to protect paws and aromatherapy oil to soothe the frightened animal.

Brynn 09-16-2009 11:11 PM

Checking his reservation for the Restaurant At The End of The Universe

Frieda 09-23-2009 03:48 PM

Brynn 09-23-2009 04:04 PM

the nadir of western civilization to occur today

Hyakujo's Fox 03-11-2010 10:34 AM


brightpearl 03-11-2010 11:24 AM

^The other day I was feeling so proud of myself for finding a pair of squishily awesome moccasins marked way down to $7, and then when I got home, I realized they said "Jessica Simpson" on the inside.

I voluntarily purchased something that was approved by Jessica Simpson.

In my defense, I did think the silver bedazzler bits on the toes were a bit tacky, but I decided I could live with them for $7.

Now I think that maybe Billy Corgan and I have fallen prey to her evil wily voodoo charms, which involve coating a black rooster in glitter gloss and shooing it several times back and forth across the grave of Janis Joplin.

brightpearl 03-11-2010 11:25 AM

No one is safe.

Brynn 03-15-2010 02:40 PM

Forget Jessica. She's harmless, and shoes are not the worst thing for bedazzlers to appear on. But that John Mayer's a gi-normous tool. At least your moccasins don't say "John Mayer" on them.

MoJoRiSin 03-15-2010 02:49 PM

i was going to post this :
"I would have to agree" < (to js being harmless that is)

but then i re-read the first paragraph of
"The Age" article

Jessica Simpson has a Show called
"The Price of Beauty"

Mo says get me the frig out of here !

MoJoRiSin 03-15-2010 02:50 PM

^^:D :D :D

Brynn 03-30-2010 04:08 PM

Brynn 06-24-2010 08:14 PM

Feeling very serious about this thread today....
Gulf of Mexico Sea Floor may be "fractured beyond repair" according to Russian scientists

Brynn 01-08-2011 11:16 PM

If you go to that YouTube page, you'll see that this sort of thing has been happening with increasing frequency since 2007 in many more places than I'd first imagined. the most recent incident was in Arizona.

Frieda 05-12-2011 08:21 PM

My phone correcting chu to Chuck and norr to Norris

brightpearl 05-21-2011 07:35 PM

I figure pretty much anyone who frequents this board will still be firmly planted on earth tomorrow, so I thought I'd leave a list of events scheduled for The Day After in case you need something to do.

Learn Hip-Hop in Tallahasse for only $15

Buy a gently used genuine moose hide hat at the Citywide Garage Sale in Caribou, Maine

Inexplicably enjoy a taste of Argentina in Surrey

If you hurry, you can still catch the last day of the Nihon Sumo Kyokai Technical Exam Exhibition in Tokyo

Carb load on potato pirozhki and then run the Luzhniki marathon in Moscow

I strongly suggest the chicken and waffles at the All-You-Can-Eat Sunday Brunch at the Harwood 609 Jazz Club in Dallas

Have a bubble tea at the Pacific Rim Street Fest in Sacramento

Marcus Bales 05-22-2011 10:16 AM

Just when you finally adapt your
phone and computer to capture
your data you find
you're not left behind
you're ascending in some god-damned rapture.

Frieda 08-01-2011 02:29 PM

Frieda 08-17-2011 11:54 AM

brightpearl 01-29-2012 09:09 PM

Cheetos Krispies

Brynn 01-30-2012 06:55 PM

^ Why marshmallow? Yuck. I wouldn't mind trying this if only I could bind it with something else.

Frieda 02-02-2012 05:27 PM

brightpearl 02-03-2012 10:58 AM

:30 in.

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