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zero 11-16-2009 03:15 PM

new!q?: now that water has been found on the moon, what might be some of the side-effects of drinking this NEW! moon water?

Brynn 11-16-2009 03:52 PM

It'll give us all flying dreams anytime we want them.

lukkucairi 11-16-2009 04:47 PM

a cure for heartbreak


brightpearl 11-17-2009 12:49 PM

chicken feet


Stephi_B 11-17-2009 01:04 PM

moon faced ness


lukkucairi 11-17-2009 01:14 PM

snow


lukkucairi 11-17-2009 01:15 PM

the growth of mandelbulbs on the forehead and the back of the hands


Brynn 11-17-2009 06:02 PM

^ drinking bilge water does that too.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-17-2009 07:16 PM

a fanciful light headedness

gradually leading to lunacy and premature cratering.

Marcus Bales 11-18-2009 01:45 AM

Oh god i've never told anyone this before but i might as well admit it: i've written ... poetry

MoJoRiSin 11-18-2009 04:14 AM

Following the imbibing of new! moon water
one begins thinking that there is a meaning
behind the actual meaning
of everything
especially this :: n e w !* m o o n w a t e r
which leads to this :: t h e c o w j u m p e d o v e r t h e m o o
which leads to rereading about
shtetls
which makes mo feel needed
for some reason she can't explain

*exclamation point[/color]

zero 11-18-2009 12:15 PM

mo have you been hitting the New!moonwaterNew! bottle?

MoJoRiSin 11-18-2009 01:45 PM

well not in the usual way !!
 

The soul of all is one soul, and the truth is one truth, under whatever religion it is hidden.

Bowl of Saki, by Hazrat Inayat Khan


ps mo has only been drucnk twice in her life
once at 15
once at 24
that is all she is going to say about this
matter

zero 11-18-2009 02:01 PM

^that zazrat fellow sure sounds platitudinous

Coffee 11-18-2009 02:02 PM

Poverty...as the shipping costs will be prohibitive for all but the very silver spooned.

zero 11-25-2009 03:57 PM



new!q?: excluding when you have a cold, how often do you typically sneeze per day/week, and could you please describe your sneeze style +/or sound (try to write the noise of phonetically to give us an idea) in comparison to other people's sneezes that you hear as you go about yours daily business?

i heard a lady sneeze today in that most ridiculous, overdramatic way you sometimes hear, you know - with a silly, musical singing note at the end of each of sneeze. i hope this comment doesn't offend any of you who might do the same thing. not looking at anyone in particular, but i have my suspicions.

Frieda 11-25-2009 07:01 PM

i sneeze about 5-10 times a day in non-hay fever season

i am told i have a cat's sneeze-- i tend to try not to produce so many decibels so i burst out in smaller portions. or something.

also, it helps if you're eating and have to sneeze. it's safer that way.

MoJoRiSin 11-25-2009 07:21 PM

i sneeze zero times a day when i do not have a cold

i sneeze not too quietly nor to loudly into the sleeve of my right arm (shirt)
when i do


this may or may not be useful::
you may have a sever allergy to
dustmites if you suddenly start having
a runny nose day in day out that doesn't
go away
even if it appears to be food related
^my husband suffered for 1+years
(basically subsisting on pinto beans quinoa and vegatables)
before being properly diagnosed.
mo's 2c worth : )

madasacutsnake 11-25-2009 08:05 PM

Hayfever so lots of sneezes. I sound like Donald Duck.

YsaPur EsChomuw 11-26-2009 03:20 AM

A loud pfffttss! accompanied by a generous spray of dispersed saliva and/or snot droplets; not everyday nor weekly; when I have a cold, but more often in the summer, especially when I'm enthralled by the sun.

Jack Flanders 11-26-2009 03:33 AM

No matter the season or illness, it's always a thunderous explosion that even scares the crap out of my pets and rattles the windows. For my own enjoyment (mostly when alone) I'll blend the word "shit" on the end. I consider it the nasal BIG "O"!!! :D ;)

Jack Flanders 11-26-2009 03:49 AM

Hahaha!!! I'm now in a sneezing cycle and I'm seeing what other words I can say!!! WOW!!!! I'm a potty mouth!

lukkucairi 11-26-2009 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders (Post 417998)
No matter the season or illness, it's always a thunderous explosion that even scares the crap out of my pets and rattles the windows. For my own enjoyment (mostly when alone) I'll blend the word "shit" on the end. I consider it the nasal BIG "O"!!! :D ;)

:D

we're related, Jackie ;)

prior to this I always thought I got my sneezing style from my parents, who are both exploders...my dad's family in particular. I sneeze three times in a row, almost as a rule; he usually sneezed several times (he claimed the average was 12) and said that his mother rarely sneezed fewer than 20 times once she got going. Dad would sneeze and sneeze, and then the last one would fade off into "ahooooOOOOoie!" as if he were some sort of cartoon character. I just end my sneezing sessions with "aaaachfwk!"

zero 11-27-2009 04:13 PM

it's a pity we humans haven't evolutionarily adaptated ours sneeze to be something more useful, such as our names.

Peregrine 11-27-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero (Post 418030)
it's a pity we humans haven't evolutionarily adaptated ours sneeze to be something more useful, such as our names.

My wife can find me from across a crowded room by the sound of my sniffles. Maybe allergies are an evolutionary adaptation to allow spouses to keep tabs on each other.

brightpearl 11-27-2009 05:05 PM

I'm told I have a small sneeze that actually sounds like "achoo." Mostly allergy-related.

Sometimes I sneeze and cough at the same time, which is really alarming. Hard to breathe. My dad does it too.

brightpearl 11-27-2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero (Post 418030)
it's a pity we humans haven't evolutionarily adaptated ours sneeze to be something more useful, such as our names.

Maybe lulu should switch to Lukkaaachfwkari. :D

zero 11-27-2009 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peregrine
... My wife can find me from across a crowded room by the sound of my sniffles ...

you're a fun guy for sure, periwinkle... life & soul of the party.. but, anyway, err, excuse me, i have to go mix and mingle, see you later, k?

lukkucairi 11-27-2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 418033)
Maybe lulu should switch to Lukkaaachfwkari. :D

I'll try that next time I feel a sneeze coming on :p

Brynn 12-14-2009 07:48 PM

New question of the day:



Is it safe?

brightpearl 12-14-2009 08:44 PM

No darling, never entirely.
But it is safe enough to be happy despite.

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-14-2009 09:58 PM

No.
But it's not safety you should be after, either.

lukkucairi 12-15-2009 02:46 AM

no no no, not at all, no

but you've learned to defend yourself :)

now teach others.

topcat 12-16-2009 02:22 AM

trust me. of course it is

Marcus Bales 12-16-2009 01:12 PM

Yes, it is. Can't say the same about you, though.

lukkucairi 12-16-2009 02:22 PM

ok, I've changed my mind - it's perfectly safe :p

madasacutsnake 12-16-2009 06:04 PM

Nope. And that's what makes it so much fun.

xfox 12-17-2009 12:46 AM

trust, but verify

lukkucairi 12-17-2009 03:44 AM

do you karaoke ?

Frieda 12-22-2009 03:31 PM

hell, yeah!


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