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Marcus Bales 08-31-2005 12:05 AM

New Orleans is in for some rain
Tho' right now they are feeling no pain
Because they are numb

dddrum 08-31-2005 03:04 AM

New Orleans is in for some rain
Tho' right now they are feeling no pain
Because they are numb
Katrina may come

Hyakujo's Fox 09-03-2005 11:25 AM

New Orleans is in for some rain
Tho' right now they are feeling no pain
Because they are numb
Katrina may come
And she did, and the rain doth remain

Marcus Bales 09-03-2005 01:22 PM

"People are hell" muttered Sartre

trisherina 09-03-2005 02:53 PM

"People are hell" muttered Sartre
And, so saying, clutched at his heartre

dddrum 09-03-2005 06:37 PM

"People are hell" muttered Sartre
And, so saying, clutched at his heartre
Then he fell over dead
Or so Heidegger said,

trisherina 09-04-2005 02:43 AM

"People are hell" muttered Sartre
And, so saying, clutched at his heartre
Then he fell over dead
Or so Heidegger said,
"That dumb Kant, he ain't worth a fartre."

Marcus Bales 09-04-2005 01:07 PM

Imperatives aren't categorical

Con ate dog 09-10-2005 06:27 AM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical

Hyakujo's Fox 09-10-2005 11:45 AM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical
Please don't get confused

Marcus Bales 09-10-2005 01:58 PM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical
Please don't get confused
At the way that they're used

funkytuba 09-11-2005 04:38 AM

Imperatives aren't categorical
Though as questions they're oft posed rhetorical
Please don't get confused
At the way that they're used,
just counter "fvck you", metaphorical

Hyakujo's Fox 09-11-2005 10:05 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar

Smartypants 09-11-2005 10:37 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar

Hyakujo's Fox 09-11-2005 10:50 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar
When an infinitive's split

Marcus Bales 09-11-2005 11:27 AM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar
When an infinitive's split
I hunt down the twit

Smartypants 09-11-2005 05:01 PM

I hate those who practise bad grammar
Bad spelers, to boot, don't enammar
When an infinitive's split
I hunt down the twit
And my Websters I use as a hammer.

jasmina 09-11-2005 06:25 PM

I once took a stroll around Asia,

Hyakujo's Fox 09-11-2005 10:47 PM

I once took a stroll around Asia
with the Grand Duchess Anastasia

dddrum 09-12-2005 03:37 AM

I once took a stroll around Asia
with the Grand Duchess Anastasia
When we got to Beijing
She started to sing

Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 10:57 AM

I once took a stroll around Asia
with the Grand Duchess Anastasia
When we got to Beijing
She started to sing.
Thank god I was deaf from displasia.

Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 10:58 AM

The knights of the round table rode

Aphrodite 09-12-2005 11:00 AM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.

Smartypants 09-12-2005 04:08 PM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.
But rather than knocking

Coffee 09-12-2005 04:21 PM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.
But rather than knocking
They did something shocking

Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 07:59 PM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.
But rather than knocking
They did something shocking
And outside the chivalric code.

jasmina 09-12-2005 08:08 PM

My neighbour stole my TV,
But on her head let it be,

Marcus Bales 09-13-2005 12:02 AM

My neighbour stole my TV,
But on her head let it be,
Let the big channel knob
Fill her gossipy gob

dddrum 09-17-2005 07:33 PM

My neighbour stole my TV,
But on her head let it be,
Let the big channel knob
Fill her gossipy gob
And her brain drain on Fox 23.

Marcus Bales 09-25-2005 09:46 AM

The birds are attacking the cats

trisherina 09-26-2005 09:27 PM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats

Marcus Bales 09-26-2005 11:25 PM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats;
The cats, in their turn,

trisherina 09-27-2005 02:09 AM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats;
The cats, in their turn,
Are starting to learn

Marcus Bales 09-27-2005 11:10 AM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats;
The cats, in their turn,
Are starting to learn
That a hot dog goes great with Labatt's.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-27-2005 12:10 PM

They say if you do it too much

trisherina 09-27-2005 01:29 PM

They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch

dddrum 09-27-2005 11:06 PM

They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch
You'll flog and you'll flail
But, alas, you will fail

Marcus Bales 09-27-2005 11:48 PM

They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch
You'll flog and you'll flail
But, alas, you will fail
To arrive -- once you've burned out your clutch.

dddrum 09-28-2005 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch
You'll flog and you'll flail
But, alas, you will fail
To arrive -- once you've burned out your clutch.

(Ouch. Put some salve on that.)


Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion

Marcus Bales 09-30-2005 11:52 AM

Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion
From shellfish caught deep in the ocean


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