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Jack Flanders 11-14-2005 07:24 PM

Oh, give me a Whopper with cheese
But hold the onions, please

trisherina 11-14-2005 11:19 PM

Oh, give me a Whopper with cheese
But hold the onions, please
I need my breath fresh

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 12:15 AM

Oh, give me a Whopper with cheese
But hold the onions, please
I need my breath fresh
For kissing John Tesh

ambo 11-15-2005 12:36 AM

Oh, give me a Whopper with cheese
But hold the onions, please
I need my breath fresh
For kissing John Tesh
Whilst he pounds on the ivory keys

Jack Flanders 11-15-2005 12:42 AM

Oh, give me a Whopper with cheese
But hold the onions, please
I need my breath fresh
For kissing John Tesh
And will he retire, please.

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 09:54 AM

I went on a wild Christmas bender

Zatoichi 11-15-2005 10:59 AM

I went on a wild Christmas bender
'til March, and through June, and September

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 03:54 PM

I went on a wild Christmas bender
'til March, and through June, and September
I'm still drunk today

Coffee 11-15-2005 04:12 PM

I went on a wild Christmas bender
'til March, and through June, and September
I'm still drunk today
and staying that way

dddrum 11-15-2005 04:42 PM

I went on a wild Christmas bender
'til March, and through June, and September
I'm still drunk today
and staying that way
For a full three-s(hic)ix-five; NO SHHURRENDER!

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 06:36 PM

I hope that I'm having some fun

Zatoichi 11-15-2005 06:39 PM

I hope that I'm having some fun
Though, how would I know if it's un-

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 06:46 PM

I hope that I'm having some fun
Though, how would I know if it's un-?
It's always the same

Zatoichi 11-16-2005 12:40 AM

I hope that I'm having some fun
Though, how would I know if it's un-?
It's always the same
My wild side's so tame

trisherina 11-16-2005 03:07 AM

I hope that I'm having some fun
Though, how would I know if it's un-?
It's always the same
My wild side's so tame
I wonder: how much is a gun?

Marcus Bales 11-17-2005 08:20 AM

But then, on the other hand, no

Zatoichi 11-17-2005 10:21 AM

But then, on the other hand, no
Though I tire of telling you so

Hyakujo's Fox 11-18-2005 12:11 AM

But then, on the other hand, no
Though I tire of telling you so
You are clearly a dunce

dddrum 11-18-2005 01:09 PM

But then, on the other hand, no
Though I tire of telling you so
You are clearly a dunce
So I'll say, more than once

Hyakujo's Fox 11-20-2005 03:56 AM

But then, on the other hand, no
Though I tire of telling you so
You are clearly a dunce
So I'll say, more than once
You cannot come along when I go

Zatoichi 11-20-2005 04:05 AM

I scratched where it itched, or I thought

Marcus Bales 11-20-2005 09:34 AM

I scratched where it itched, or I thought
where it itched, but the itch wasn't caught

trisherina 11-20-2005 12:51 PM

I scratched where it itched, or I thought
where it itched, but the itch wasn't caught
it kept up its burn

Zatoichi 11-20-2005 01:32 PM

I scratched where it itched, or I thought
where it itched, but the itch wasn't caught
it kept up its burn
and oh how I yearn
for an all-over-scratch-me-whatnot

Hyakujo's Fox 11-20-2005 09:24 PM

Two twins (Siamese) Ted and Tod

Marcus Bales 11-20-2005 10:45 PM

Two twins (Siamese) Ted and Tod
Said "We find it exceedingly odd

Zatoichi 11-21-2005 02:39 AM

Two twins (Siamese) Ted and Tod
Said "We find it exceedingly odd
Our right side's left-handed

Hyakujo's Fox 11-21-2005 09:47 AM

Two twins (Siamese) Ted and Tod
Said "We find it exceedingly odd
Our right side's left-handed
Leaving one armpit stranded

Marcus Bales 11-21-2005 09:56 AM

Two twins (Siamese) Ted and Tod
Said "We find it exceedingly odd
Our right side's left-handed
And left one deft-handed

ambo 11-22-2005 12:38 AM

Two twins (Siamese) Ted and Tod
Said "We find it exceedingly odd
Our right side's left-handed
And left one deft-handed
But we both prefer fluke over cod

trisherina 11-22-2005 01:58 AM

A boxer who led with his left

Hyakujo's Fox 11-22-2005 09:08 PM

A boxer who led with his left
Devoted his spare time to theft

Zatoichi 11-23-2005 06:07 PM

A boxer who led with his left
Devoted his spare time to theft
While the left punched out lights
It was the reading of rights

Hyakujo's Fox 11-26-2005 10:35 AM

A boxer who led with his left
Devoted his spare time to theft
While the left punched out lights
It was the reading of rights
That told him he wath under arreft

trisherina 11-26-2005 11:32 AM

An ignorant man and a beast

Coffee 11-26-2005 02:50 PM

An ignorant man and a beast
were invited to a BYO feast

Hyakujo's Fox 11-27-2005 05:13 AM

An ignorant man and a beast
were invited to a BYO feast
But the things they did bring

Marcus Bales 11-28-2005 09:37 PM

An ignorant man and a beast
were invited to a BYO feast
But the things they did bring
Like Deng from Xiaoping

12"razormix 11-29-2005 03:22 AM

An ignorant man and a beast
were invited to a BYO feast
But the things they did bring
Like Deng from Xiaoping
were disgusting to say the least

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2005 04:43 AM

There once was a young girl called Brenda


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