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zenbabe 01-31-2003 03:42 AM

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick
3.) You don't want to know where
4.) The clinic didn't seem to care

moel 01-31-2003 05:24 AM

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick
3.) You don't want to know where
4.) The clinic didn't seem to care
5.) But oh baby it sure did the trick.

nycwriters 01-31-2003 12:06 PM

1. Master of None's gone beserk

masterofNone 01-31-2003 12:16 PM

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. He's started to slack in his work

zenbabe 01-31-2003 12:17 PM

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2.) Oh when does he find time to work?

zenbabe 01-31-2003 12:17 PM

DO'H

masterofNone 01-31-2003 01:02 PM

internet related temporal bifurcation

dinzdale 01-31-2003 02:12 PM

Good job it didnt happen in the purist limericks...otherwise we'd all be in for a lecture.........

moel 01-31-2003 03:03 PM

1. Good job it didnt happen in the purist limericks...otherwise we'd all be in for a lecture.
2. I can clearly see why and what led you to that conjecture.

...how about this...
1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?

nycwriters 01-31-2003 03:16 PM

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?
3. He tried the perv track

took Noel's because it was a good combo of his and Zen's

masterofNone 01-31-2003 03:24 PM

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?
3. He tried the perv track
4. bought gerbils by the sack

nycwriters 01-31-2003 03:29 PM

1. Master of None's gone beserk
2. When does he find time to slack in his work?
3. He tried the perv track
4. bought gerbils by the sack
5. And bought ropes for another kind o' quirk

dinzdale 01-31-2003 04:22 PM

1. Seems perfectly normal to me

nycwriters 01-31-2003 04:39 PM

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"

zenbabe 01-31-2003 06:01 PM

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"
3. Though I tried number two

noxxville 01-31-2003 08:32 PM

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"
3. Though I tried number two
4. I even sniffed glue

moel 01-31-2003 09:12 PM

1. Seems perfectly normal to me
2. this incessant desire to go "whee!"
3. Though I tried number two
4. I even sniffed glue
5. Til my gonads and strife let free.

1kookykat 01-31-2003 09:26 PM

1. What in the world does it mean?

moel 01-31-2003 09:40 PM

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?

damncoldnight 01-31-2003 10:30 PM

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?
3. You took off your clothes,

noxxville 02-01-2003 03:07 PM

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?
3. You took off your clothes,
4. Washed off with a hose,

moel 02-01-2003 03:13 PM

1. What in the world does it mean?
2. Remember when you were a teen?
3. You took off your clothes,
4. Washed off with a hose,
5. Its all really very obscene.

noxxville 02-01-2003 03:47 PM

1. There once was a little dozer

AllegroNg 02-01-2003 03:49 PM

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!

Deviate 02-03-2003 06:50 PM

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!
3. He had a cool hat

zenbabe 02-04-2003 02:15 AM

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!
3. He had a cool hat
4. He had a cool kat

masterofNone 02-04-2003 02:20 AM

1. There once was a little dozer
2. Doozer Doozer Doozer Doozer!!!!!!!!
3. He had a cool hat
4. He had a cool kat
5. And he had a big dog named bruiser

zenbabe 02-04-2003 02:28 AM

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH

noxxville 02-04-2003 02:30 AM

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. So I won't even try

1kookykat 02-04-2003 02:36 AM

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. Of the none that I've found, here's the NONTH
3. So I won't even try

amanda 02-04-2003 04:58 AM

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. Of the none that I've found, here's the NONTH
3. So I won't even try
4. my brain will turn into a french fry

moel 02-04-2003 09:30 AM

1. There is nothing that rhymes with MONTH
2. Of the none that I've found, here's the NONTH
3. So I won't even try
4. my brain will turn into a french fry
5. I swear this happened to me WONTH

RuneT 02-04-2003 09:44 AM

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker

moel 02-04-2003 12:25 PM

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker

zenbabe 02-04-2003 05:49 PM

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker
3. They attacked our pal Ze

dickieC 02-04-2003 05:56 PM

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker
3. They attacked our pal Ze
4. Knocked him out for a day

noxxville 02-04-2003 06:12 PM

1. A low life son of a bitch of a hacker
2. Go at 'em with a weed wacker
3. They attacked our pal Ze
4. Knocked him out for a day
5. Who's leading the manhunt for that slacker?

Deviate 02-05-2003 11:56 AM

1. A sandwich of P B and J

RuneT 02-05-2003 12:01 PM

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A

AllegroNg 02-05-2003 03:37 PM

1. A sandwich of P B and J
2. Singing Y M C A
3. Please spread it all over


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