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funkytuba 06-27-2006 01:39 AM

Why fight it? Just go with the flow

LeahDear 06-27-2006 07:31 AM

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow

Marcus Bales 06-27-2006 09:56 PM

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow
With a spoon on your nose

Hyakujo's Fox 06-27-2006 11:38 PM

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow
With a spoon on your nose
There'll be no need for clothes

LeahDear 06-28-2006 07:01 AM

Why fight it? Just go with the flow
And bask in the late evening glow
With a spoon on your nose
There'll be no need for clothes
Except a ring on the end of your toe

Hyakujo's Fox 06-28-2006 09:38 AM

I greet every day with a laugh

LeahDear 06-28-2006 10:59 AM

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half

Hyakujo's Fox 06-28-2006 10:33 PM

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half
I forget all my ills

Ze Frank 06-28-2006 11:02 PM

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half
I forget all my ills
By popping my pills

Anna 06-29-2006 01:34 AM

I greet every day with a laugh
It makes things better by half
I forget all my ills
By popping my pills
and a bottle of wine in a carafe

ambo 06-29-2006 02:27 AM

See, right there's the thing that I miss

funkytuba 06-29-2006 02:40 AM

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss

LeahDear 07-01-2006 07:59 AM

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss
we deserve to be happy

Marcus Bales 07-01-2006 11:40 AM

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss
we deserve to be happy
so don't let those crappy

Ze Frank 07-01-2006 07:28 PM

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss
we deserve to be happy
so don't let those crappy
Bird poops from the sky ruin your happiness

trisherina 07-02-2006 12:12 PM

The fireworks displayed overhead

Ze Frank 07-02-2006 03:40 PM

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead

ambo 07-02-2006 11:12 PM

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead
The colors were nifty

Ze Frank 07-03-2006 01:10 AM

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead
The colors were nifty
For forty minutes, maybe fifty

Coffee 07-03-2006 01:42 AM

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead
The colors were nifty
For forty minutes, maybe fifty
The show's over, you kids get to bed!

Coffee 07-03-2006 01:44 AM

The sales trolls arrived like a horde

Ze Frank 07-03-2006 03:18 PM

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford

ambo 07-04-2006 02:16 AM

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford
They bored us with pitch

Hyakujo's Fox 07-04-2006 09:24 PM

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford
They bored us with pitch
Til we started to twitch

LeahDear 07-06-2006 02:22 PM

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford
They bored us with pitch
Til we started to twitch
And nailed their tongues to a board

klinkie 07-09-2006 07:09 AM

with ribbons and bows aplenty

Marcus Bales 07-09-2006 10:01 AM

With ribbons and bows aplenty
To please the pre-teen congnoscenti

trisherina 07-09-2006 01:32 PM

With ribbons and bows aplenty
To please the pre-teen cognoscenti
All the giggles and screams

Marcus Bales 07-09-2006 02:05 PM

With ribbons and bows aplenty
To please the pre-teen cognoscenti
All the giggles and screams
Coalesce into dreams

Ze Frank 07-09-2006 11:43 PM

With ribbons and bows aplenty
To please the pre-teen cognoscenti
All the giggles and screams
Coalesce into dreams
And the crowd tossed down their confetti

Hyakujo's Fox 07-10-2006 12:47 AM

How can you be so so unfair?

ambo 07-10-2006 12:50 AM

How can you be so so unfair?
When I thought we were quite quite the pair

Marcus Bales 07-10-2006 05:05 AM

How can you be so so unfair?
When I thought we were quite quite the pair
Now, far far away,

klinkie 07-10-2006 06:31 AM

How can you be so so unfair?
When I thought we were quite quite the pair
Now, far far away,
you tell me you're gay

Marcus Bales 07-10-2006 09:16 AM

How can you be so so unfair?
When I thought we were quite quite the pair
Now, far far away,
you tell me you're gay --
We were lesbian lovers, you mare!

trisherina 07-10-2006 12:42 PM

I try to decipher your code

Ze Frank 07-10-2006 07:59 PM

I try to decipher your code
But what do you mean by Greek Toad?

Marcus Bales 07-10-2006 09:25 PM

I try to decipher your code
But what do you mean by "Greek Toad"
Or "Latinate Lizard"

Hyakujo's Fox 07-10-2006 11:32 PM

I try to decipher your code
But what do you mean by "Greek Toad"
Or "Latinate Lizard"
Or "Whip the White Wizard"

Ze Frank 07-11-2006 12:12 AM

I try to decipher your code
But what do you mean by "Greek Toad"
Or "Latinate Lizard"
Or "Whip the White Wizard"
You are quite weird I have been told


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