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Hyakujo's Fox 09-02-2009 09:43 PM

It's chilli con carne I'm making

Marcus Bales 09-03-2009 10:12 AM

It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking

MoJoRiSin 09-11-2009 03:09 PM

It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking
we stop for a dance

Marcus Bales 09-11-2009 08:07 PM

It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking
we stop for a dance
as if in a trance

Hyakujo's Fox 09-19-2009 11:03 AM

It's chili con carne I'm making
The family's taste buds are quaking
we stop for a dance
as if in a trance
but it's just our intestines shaking

Brynn 09-20-2009 10:17 PM

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid

Marcus Bales 09-22-2009 10:33 AM

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid

Hyakujo's Fox 09-29-2009 01:17 AM

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny

Brynn 09-30-2009 10:47 PM

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny
if not very punny

Marcus Bales 10-02-2009 10:35 AM

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny,
if not very punny,
and shocking to even your id.


It's overcast, cold, and the rain

Brynn 10-19-2009 04:37 PM

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane

Marcus Bales 10-22-2009 05:08 PM

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm

funkytuba 10-24-2009 02:15 AM

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm
at loss for exact rhyme

Hyakujo's Fox 10-25-2009 03:08 AM

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm
at loss for exact rhyme
But I'll finish this off just the same.

Marcus Bales 10-25-2009 11:31 AM

He went from Australia to Spain

trisherina 10-25-2009 11:53 AM

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)

funkytuba 10-26-2009 05:21 PM

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge

Marcus Bales 10-26-2009 06:29 PM

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge
up through silver and orange

Hyakujo's Fox 10-27-2009 11:07 AM

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge
up through silver and orange
Came a smell he would never explain

Marcus Bales 10-28-2009 04:23 PM

His life was a strange saturnalia

Brynn 10-28-2009 10:27 PM

His life was a strange saturnalia
Where he'd begin each day with a dahlia

Hyakujo's Fox 10-29-2009 08:43 AM

His life was a strange saturnalia
Where he'd begin each day with a dahlia
that he'd specially pluck
and then carefully tuck

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-29-2009 09:16 AM

His life was a strange saturnalia
Where he'd begin each day with a dahlia
that he'd specially pluck
and then carefully tuck
into his pasta la Italia.

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 12:30 AM

I saw you sneak out of the door

Jack Flanders 10-30-2009 12:46 AM

I saw you sneak out of the door
without any thought of adore,

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 12:08 PM

I saw you sneak out of the door
without any thought of adore
which challenged my hold
on what's real, while you lol'd
as your face stayed impossibly dour.

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 12:15 PM

My assistant refused my request

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-30-2009 12:27 PM

My assistant refused my request
my plea left her quite unimpressed

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 12:35 PM

My assistant refused my request
my plea left her quite unimpressed
I suppose it could be
not my limpness of plea

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-30-2009 12:41 PM

My assistant refused my request
my plea left her quite unimpressed
I suppose it could be
not my limpness of plea
but the limpness of... How have you guessed?!

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 12:43 PM

When daily I'm tying my tie

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-30-2009 12:47 PM

When daily I'm tying my tie
I hope that the mirror will lie

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 12:55 PM

When daily I'm tying my tie
I hope that the mirror will lie
concealing the truth
by revealing a youth

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-30-2009 12:57 PM

When daily I'm tying my tie
I hope that the mirror will lie
concealing the truth
by revealing a youth
that's inside, tho' on outside's gone by.

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 01:27 PM

Oh Ysobel why did you go

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-30-2009 01:40 PM

Oh Ysobel why did you go
make strange patterns into the snow

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 03:42 PM

Oh Ysobel why did you go
make strange patterns into the snow
each devil and demon
seems plotting and scheming

funkytuba 10-30-2009 04:01 PM

Oh Ysobel why did you go
make strange patterns into the snow
each devil and demon
seems plotting and scheming
to make you his unwilling ho

Marcus Bales 10-30-2009 10:30 PM

The apple was red, crisp, and tart

funkytuba 01-04-2010 01:01 AM

The apple was red, crisp, and tart
Like a flavorful work of fine art


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