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ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 06:34 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion

noxxville 01-13-2003 07:27 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again

AllegroNg 01-13-2003 07:42 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again
5. She now sells her body in Atlanta.

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 07:51 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me

noxxville 01-13-2003 09:40 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see

nycwriters 01-13-2003 10:29 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown

masterofNone 01-13-2003 10:46 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down.

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 11:01 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down
5. So I don't leave the room when I pee.

masterofNone 01-13-2003 11:20 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?

nycwriters 01-13-2003 11:23 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung

noxxville 01-13-2003 11:24 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 11:34 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype

masterofNone 01-14-2003 10:24 AM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype
5. and their teeth are still attached to their gums.

nycwriters 01-14-2003 01:18 PM

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!

ProfessionalGun 01-14-2003 02:40 PM

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away

(sorry- I couldn't help it!)


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