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dinzdale 03-05-2003 12:57 PM

1. I seem to be missing a button
2. I can't keep my bosom from juttin'
3. The freedom it craves
4. to be stared at by knaves
5. Overwhelms me - here look, aint that somethin' ?

noxxville 03-05-2003 04:05 PM

1. I wish I had no pants

dinzdale 03-05-2003 04:31 PM

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance

zenbabe 03-05-2003 05:38 PM

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance
3. I would do such a jig

lapietra 03-05-2003 06:26 PM

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance
3. I would do such a jig
4. Freely flipping my rig

masterofNone 03-05-2003 06:32 PM

1. I wish I had no pants
2. So maybe she'd ask me to dance
3. I would do such a jig
4. Freely flipping my rig
5. She'll find out why the girls call me Lance

Deviate 03-05-2003 06:34 PM

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!

lapietra 03-05-2003 06:35 PM

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!

Welcome back, moN!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

*dancing a jig*

noxxville 03-05-2003 06:48 PM

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?

lapietra 03-05-2003 06:57 PM

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?
3. Is that Master 'o' None?

masterofNone 03-05-2003 07:10 PM

. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?
3. Is that Master 'o' None?
4. or Professional Gun?

dinzdale 03-05-2003 08:06 PM

1. Oh what an exciting surprise!
2. Do I dare believe my eyes?
3. Is that Master 'o' None?
4. or Professional Gun?
5. It's MoN, older, and better, and wise.

lapietra 03-07-2003 11:48 PM

1. There's nothing quite like a potato

masterofNone 03-07-2003 11:51 PM

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato

moel 03-08-2003 12:01 AM

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato
3. He showed me a carrot

AllegroNg 03-08-2003 12:04 AM

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato
3. He showed me a carrot
4. Then I licked his parrot

moel 03-08-2003 12:08 AM

1. "There's nothing quite like a potato,"
2. I said to OJ's old friend Cato
3. He showed me a carrot
4. Then I licked his parrot
5. Were not talking about fellatio.

masterofNone 03-08-2003 01:07 AM

1. There was an old man who went walking

amanda 03-08-2003 01:18 AM

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking

moel 03-08-2003 02:01 AM

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking
3. He was quite welcomed back

1kookykat 03-08-2003 05:34 AM

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking
3. He was quite welcomed back
4. And implored to unpack

lapietra 03-08-2003 07:12 AM

1. There was an old man who went walking
2. while others by campfires stayed talking
3. He was quite welcomed back
4. And implored to unpack
5. And walk right in, sit right down, Daddy let your mind roll on...

lapietra 03-08-2003 07:13 AM

1. I have the room all to myself!

nycwriters 03-08-2003 03:23 PM

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health

moel 03-08-2003 03:29 PM

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health
3. When you come around

noxxville 03-08-2003 04:36 PM

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health
3. When you come around
4. And pick your jaw up off the ground

lapietra 03-08-2003 06:13 PM

1. I have the room all to myself!
2. It's good for my mental health
3. When you come around
4. And pick your jaw up off the ground
5. And fling it at limericks that smellth.

moel 03-09-2003 02:32 AM

1. We are the coolest of cool

nycwriters 03-09-2003 03:44 AM

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?

1kookykat 03-09-2003 04:44 AM

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?
3. We're potty-trained

zenbabe 03-09-2003 05:14 AM

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?
3. We're potty-trained
4. And right and left brained

1kookykat 03-09-2003 05:52 AM

1. We are the coolest of cool
2. So what if we rave and drool?
3. We're potty-trained
4. And right and left brained
5. And don't put up with any bull*

lapietra 03-09-2003 02:49 PM

1. Where does the asterisk lead?

dinzdale 03-10-2003 06:01 PM

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?

moel 03-10-2003 06:30 PM

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?
3. What the **** could it be?

nycwriters 03-10-2003 07:22 PM

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?
3. What the **** could it be?
4. Beats the shit outta me

AllegroNg 03-10-2003 08:01 PM

1. Where does the asterisk lead ?
2. Does it cover up things we daren't read ?
3. What the **** could it be?
4. Beats the shit outta me
5. Just censor me and my ****!!

zenbabe 03-10-2003 09:28 PM

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam

1kookykat 03-10-2003 09:57 PM

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam
2. I'm really a natural-born ham

masterofNone 03-10-2003 11:00 PM

1. I'm so happy I got a new cam
2. I'm really a natural-born ham
3. I've got hats, I've got wigs


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