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Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 09:27 AM

I'm tempted to make some beef gravy
Just like they make in the Navy
As you're making it thick
Use an icing knife quick
To artistically make it look wavy.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
I'm tempted to make some beef gravy
Just like they make in the Navy
As you're making it thick
Use an icing knife quick
To artistically make it look wavy.

You know you've spent too much time at zefrank.com when...

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 10:04 AM

When forty-two syllables maxes
Your length, with two rhyme-sounds, the facts is
With "gravy" and "navy",
The chances of "wavy"
Are up there with dying and taxes.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2006 10:40 AM

There's something new under the sun

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 11:09 AM

There's something new under the sun
And the moment this limerick is done

Zatoichi 01-02-2006 01:18 PM

There's something new under the sun
And the moment this limerick is done
I'll rush right outside
And proclaim with great pride

ambo 01-02-2006 02:49 PM

There's something new under the sun
And the moment this limerick is done
I'll rush right outside
And proclaim with great pride
That making beef gravy is fun

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 04:01 PM

Well, love is discovered anew

Coffee 01-02-2006 05:53 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
in the galley while making a stew

Jack Flanders 01-02-2006 06:51 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard

xfox 01-02-2006 06:57 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard
Yet soon to be harbored

Jack Flanders 01-02-2006 07:17 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard
Yet soon to be harbored
And the new loves said YA HOO!

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 07:56 PM

The new lovers hollered yahoo, yahoo!

Jack Flanders 01-02-2006 08:31 PM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two

Hyakujo's Fox 01-03-2006 03:20 AM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise


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