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Klynne 12-11-2003 07:21 PM

Another fine day without work
Im going to zefrank to lurk
and post once or twice
It's my favorite vice
Although some consider it a quirk

Klynne 12-11-2003 10:28 PM

My roommates finals are all over

rapscalious rob 12-12-2003 04:22 AM

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover

Klynne 12-12-2003 09:02 PM

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge

funkytuba 12-14-2003 04:20 AM

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge
to get fully unhinged

Klynne 12-14-2003 08:05 PM

My roommates finals are all over
and her tail would wag were she Rover
Shes gone on a binge
to get fully unhinged
While looking for a four leafed clover

Hyakujo's Fox 12-15-2003 04:04 AM

I've run out of orange juice

Coffee 12-15-2003 08:17 PM

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.

Klynne 12-15-2003 11:14 PM

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?

zenbabe 12-15-2003 11:16 PM

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?
I think I will start drinking!

Klynne 12-15-2003 11:26 PM

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?
I think I will start drinking!
And about being very loose

Hyakujo's Fox 12-16-2003 12:47 AM

I've searched all over the planet

zenbabe 12-16-2003 12:48 AM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet

Hyakujo's Fox 12-16-2003 01:00 AM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name

Coffee 12-16-2003 03:44 PM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name
she tried to hide her fame

Klynne 12-16-2003 10:20 PM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name
she tried to hide her fame
til she ran off with another man damn it

(sorry, weak hard to think of words that rhyme with planet, janet)

Hyakujo's Fox 12-17-2003 12:52 AM

Underneath your Christmas tree

ambo 12-17-2003 02:48 AM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee

Klynne 12-17-2003 07:39 PM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats

zenbabe 12-17-2003 09:21 PM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats
And he quietly plots

Coffee 12-18-2003 02:25 AM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats
And he quietly plots
Then does the deed and flees.

ambo 12-18-2003 03:19 AM

seven men in a leaky little boat

Hyakujo's Fox 12-18-2003 05:39 AM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote

Coffee 12-18-2003 06:58 PM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight

Klynne 12-18-2003 09:49 PM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight
everyone is a little uptight

Coffee 12-18-2003 09:53 PM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight
everyone is a little uptight
and the cook looks delicious in that coat.

Klynne 12-18-2003 10:29 PM

There once was a large green zuchini

zenbabe 12-18-2003 11:10 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie

Klynne 12-18-2003 11:26 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled

zenbabe 12-18-2003 11:28 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled
And I ended up tooled

Klynne 12-18-2003 11:32 PM

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled
And I ended up tooled
Why did I wear this micro bikini?

Coffee 12-19-2003 12:10 AM

She was a really good flirt.

zenbabe 12-19-2003 12:23 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt

Klynne 12-19-2003 12:41 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way

zenbabe 12-19-2003 12:51 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay

Hyakujo's Fox 12-19-2003 03:33 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

funkytuba 12-19-2003 04:49 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,

Hyakujo's Fox 12-19-2003 05:22 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!

funkytuba 12-19-2003 08:17 AM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila

jaymirror 12-19-2003 05:16 PM

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila


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