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kiwi 02-20-2004 10:54 PM

this snake-skinned cowboy hat

Hyakujo's Fox 02-20-2004 11:55 PM

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles
is a sign of big troubles
which I usually blame on the cat

this snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat

daverbee 02-22-2004 12:48 AM

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it

Hyakujo's Fox 02-22-2004 08:00 PM

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it
then shot it and hanged it

daverbee 02-22-2004 09:56 PM

This snake-skinned cowboy hat
rattles whenever I chat
It's a good thing I defanged it
then shot it and hanged it
and left the entrails for Hyakujo's cat.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-23-2004 09:45 AM

There was an old man called Freud

daverbee 02-23-2004 10:46 AM

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid

chuckie egg 02-23-2004 10:48 AM

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid
he yelped and stood up

daverbee 02-23-2004 04:56 PM

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid
he yelped and stood up
Told his Mom to shut up

Klynne 02-24-2004 01:14 AM

There was an old man called Freud
who sat on a big hemorrhoid
he yelped and stood up
Told his Mom to shut up
Then was struck down by an asteroid

Dark Chocolate 02-24-2004 03:22 AM

There once was a dastardly duck

Smartypants 02-24-2004 03:46 AM

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck

Coffee 02-24-2004 04:02 AM

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck
He would huff and he'd puff

Hyakujo's Fox 02-24-2004 04:54 AM

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck
He would huff and he'd puff
but his stuff was too gruff

daverbee 02-24-2004 11:08 AM

There once was a dastardly duck
Who at quacking just happened to suck
He would huff and he'd puff
but his stuff was too gruff
so he took lessons and learned how to cluck.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-25-2004 09:40 PM

Every February 29

rapscalious rob 02-26-2004 03:04 AM

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year Iím nine.

ambo 02-26-2004 03:13 AM

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year Iím nine.
Got a cell phone already

rapscalious rob 02-26-2004 03:15 AM

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year Iím nine.
Got a cell phone already
my license? not yeddy

ambo 02-26-2004 03:18 AM

Every February 29
I have my birthday, this year Iím nine.
Got a cell phone already
my license? not yeddy
But I can drive daddy's Porsche just fine.

rapscalious rob 02-26-2004 03:26 AM

there once was a monkey called Bobo

Smartypants 02-26-2004 04:08 AM

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo

Audreyvgs 02-26-2004 11:13 AM

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo
he ate kosher food

chuckie egg 02-26-2004 11:15 AM

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo
he ate kosher food
and hung with a dude

noxxville 02-26-2004 02:56 PM

There once was a monkey called Bobo
At yeshivah they all called him Schlomo
he ate kosher food
and hung with a dude
And knocked himself out with a yo-yo

daverbee 02-26-2004 03:11 PM

There once was a young man from Waycross

rapscalious rob 02-26-2004 06:15 PM

There once was a young man from Waycross
Whose teeth always tended to flay floss

rapscalious rob 02-26-2004 06:15 PM

*glitch in the matrix*

daverbee 02-26-2004 06:51 PM

There once was a young man from Waycross
Whose teeth always tended to flay floss
*glitch in the matrix*
from his dental dominatrix

Klynne 02-26-2004 11:01 PM

There once was a young man from Waycross
Whose teeth always tended to flay floss
*glitch in the matrix*
from his dental dominatrix
Who looked exactly like Kate Moss

daverbee 02-27-2004 11:03 AM

Sitting alone in the woodshop

Hyakujo's Fox 02-28-2004 03:54 AM

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop

daverbee 03-01-2004 10:28 AM

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop
I could use some more help

dinzdale 03-01-2004 08:26 PM

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop
I could use some more help
With this hair made of kelp

Coffee 03-01-2004 08:31 PM

Sitting alone in the woodshop
Whittling a clone, but I should stop
I could use some more help
With this hair made of kelp
DNA is sure hard to chop

maychorian 03-01-2004 08:55 PM

I have lost all control of my lifestyle

dinzdale 03-01-2004 08:57 PM

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while

maychorian 03-01-2004 08:59 PM

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while
Would you get off my back?!

dinzdale 03-01-2004 09:06 PM

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while
Would you get off my back?!
And return all my crack

rapscalious rob 03-02-2004 02:00 AM

I have lost all control of my lifestyle
It's been going downhill for a long while
Would you get off my back?!
And return all my crack
to that cardbard box next to the trash pile


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