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zenbabe 08-27-2004 02:54 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver
And my hands might both shiver,
But it looks like your breast's are benign

Smartypants 08-27-2004 03:04 AM

LOL!

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 05:28 AM

I really am sick of starting these off

Hyakujo's Fox 08-28-2004 07:02 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff

Smartypants 08-28-2004 07:13 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled

Hyakujo's Fox 08-28-2004 07:38 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed

Smartypants 08-28-2004 07:54 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed
Just don't touch my remote. Hey! Hands off!

Smartypants 08-28-2004 07:55 AM

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 09:20 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed
Just don't touch my remote. Hey! Hands off!

OMG Excellent!

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 09:21 AM

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!

Coffee 08-29-2004 12:09 AM

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!
Just cuz she's got one

Audreyvgs 08-29-2004 01:42 AM

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!
Just cuz she's got one
doesn't mean that she's dumb

Smartypants 08-29-2004 03:25 AM

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!
Just cuz she's got one
doesn't mean that she's dumb
(Though it don't prove for sure that she's smart.)

:p

Smartypants 08-29-2004 03:49 AM

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles! :eek:

madasacutsnake 08-29-2004 06:21 AM

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!

Smartypants 08-29-2004 09:51 AM

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!
We could recommend lessons




:p

madasacutsnake 08-29-2004 10:02 AM

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!
We could recommend lessons
Stick them in your successions!

Smartypants 08-29-2004 10:08 AM

Uh-oh, Weiss has taught Snake to count syll'bles!
From a clog wog I learned nix tangible!
We could recommend lessons
Stick them in your successions!
Oh look see how she hates when I quibble!

madasacutsnake 08-29-2004 10:10 AM

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen

Audreyvgs 08-29-2004 03:26 PM

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!"

zenbabe 08-29-2004 05:42 PM

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!"
But since I make the rules

Smartypants 08-29-2004 05:53 PM

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!
But since I make the rules
I shall suffer no fools"

madasacutsnake 08-30-2004 06:26 AM

Queerily quoth the quibbly queen
"off with their heads! But I'm not mean!
But since I make the rules
I shall suffer no fools"
And I'll bump my thread till they're seen!

rapscalious rob 08-30-2004 06:32 AM

There once was a curious duchess

Audreyvgs 08-30-2004 10:26 AM

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less

Hyakujo's Fox 08-30-2004 01:21 PM

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less
than a fine lady should

Coffee 08-30-2004 10:04 PM

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less
than a fine lady should.
She was born in the woods

Audreyvgs 08-31-2004 04:18 PM

There once was a curious duchess
who thought that she knew much less
than a fine lady should.
She was born in the woods
and found that refinement caused stress

Coffee 08-31-2004 05:37 PM

I left my shoes outside in the cold

madasacutsnake 09-01-2004 06:01 AM

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold

Audreyvgs 09-01-2004 01:04 PM

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold
when they melt it will pinch

Hyakujo's Fox 09-01-2004 01:09 PM

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold
when they melt it will pinch
cos they'll shrink by an inch

dinzdale 09-01-2004 05:31 PM

I left my shoes outside in the cold
And now I can see a curious fold
when they melt it will pinch
cos they'll shrink by an inch
or some I'm reliably told

RuneT 09-02-2004 09:47 AM

I seem to have lost myself lately

Coffee 09-02-2004 09:22 PM

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly

madasacutsnake 09-02-2004 11:35 PM

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly
I seek me here

Aphrodite 09-03-2004 10:53 AM

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly
I seek me here
Where I tread without fear

Coffee 09-03-2004 09:02 PM

I seem to have lost myself lately
and I sure do miss myself greatly
I seek me here
Where I tread without fear
and my tracts are sometimes quite stately.

madasacutsnake 09-04-2004 04:56 AM

Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(

zenbabe 09-04-2004 05:16 AM

Never mind you, where's Smarty?
Since he is always the life of the party! :D


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