1. My pants have gone missing
2. Did I loose them while pissing?
3. A vague memory of tile,
4. And the feeling of bile
5. and huge pink snake with no hissing.

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas
3. A trip to Bahamas

1. Woo hoo! My tax refund is huge!
2. I might buy myself a luge!
3. And a couple of llamas
3. A trip to Bahamas
4. Or a ride on NASA's centrifuge

1. I can't believe what Bush just said

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. from now on all our oil will be red

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. "We seek peace. We strive for peace" Their dead.


or pick from the list:
a. What is he to do when their dead?
b. We’ll make hydrogen cars when their dead
b. make no mistake, their dead
d. dead

i just cant make up my mind, and MON beat me to it anyway.

1. I can't believe what Bush just said
2. My heart is now full of pure dread
3. His mind, one track
4. He is set on attack
5. Peace? screw that, just kill them all dead

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks
4. And leave it to Noxx

1. Will someone please rub Peg's feet
2. She has a dreadline she must meet
3. Let's slip off her socks
4. And leave it to Noxx
5. To make her toes curl and then fall asleep!

HA! I love you guys!

:D

And I am indeed on dreadline.

I SO wanna go home.

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!

HA!

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe
4. Go on, my feet are safe

1. I am indeed on dreadline.
2. Soon, my feet will feel fine!
3. These heels, they do chafe
4. Go on, my feet are safe
5. Hand me that tequila and lime.

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass

1. Miss Angie's a flexible lass
2. She bends over to kiss her own ass
3. Shut up you ****er!
4. You had better pucker.
5. Coz it's you who will be kissing my ass!!!

:D ****er

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee
4.) And cursed at me

1.) I once took my girlfriend to hunt
2.) She shot me in back and the front
3.)She danced with glee
4.) And cursed at me
5.) And hit me on the head with a punt

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed
4.) Dear MoN's being perverded

1.) I guess my girlfriend enjoys her truck
2.) When shes out of control, running amuck
3.) I can see where we're headed
4.) Dear MoN's being perverded
5.) but alas, he will have no such luck.

1.) I once got a little lick

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick

1.) I once got a little lick
2.) From a goat that was very sick
3.) You don't want to know where