they forgot both the stealth toe biting and the ankle surprise
and Turbo likes to parade over the end of my pillow, right above my head, so that the first thing i see when i wake up is the cat's pooper
09-23-2007 06:53 PM
^^^ one of my old kitties used to gently touch my eyelashes to get me going in the early morning. it was ok during the week because I had to get up by 5 am for my looong commute to work but on the weekends arggg!!!
Gotta show our Quebecian whose first name somehow got changed into Jean-Luc (cos it's shorter and sounds better than his original name)... and who has such a cute way to pronounce English (as well as German) cusswords - I wanna hear him say just the above - to generate laughs in the office :) ;)
09-26-2007 07:10 AM
ah, memories of the crappy dramatized videos I was forced to watch in French class....
09-26-2007 04:09 PM
So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Watch!He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store......and then he runnnnnnns........OUT!
A seagull has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store , and helped himself to a bag of chips.
Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips,... because they think it's so funny!
09-26-2007 08:33 PM
I loved the "be more constructive with your criticism" bit. :D