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Frieda 12-02-2009 03:44 PM

a dude from the work Programme telling a story about how he got attacked by a swarm of flies while on vacation in Brazil

MoJoRiSin 12-02-2009 04:08 PM

^:p a likely story!

Frieda 12-07-2009 04:08 PM

tiger woods
 


< the PGA cup, the Ryder cup and the UBS cup, and you?
> one A-cup, 3 B-cups and a couple of C-cups ...

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-08-2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Dear parent/Guardians,

The Grade 7 Science classes are nearing the completion for the unit Pure Substances and Mixtures. In this unit, students have been introduced to the Particle Theory of Matter, and to some of the terminology related to the field of chemistry. They have also been given the opportunity to explore, and conduct experiments related to the properties of solutions and mechanical mixtures.

At this time all students are encouraged to discuss with you the content and expectations of the culminating task along with how it will be assessed. This culminating task allows students to demonstrate the knowledge and skills that he/she has learned throughout the module. Although students are responsible to independently complete this task, we would very much appreciate your assistance for the experimenting component, as students require access to a kitchen and some ingredients to develop their own mixture.

Thank you in advance for your interest and co-operation.

Translation: Your children are going to be making iced cupcakes in your kitchen.
More beauties here:

Plain English awards: the worst offenders

MoJoRiSin 12-10-2009 06:45 PM

"I hate people with underbites
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For serious. When I see someone with an underbite, I feel some weird sort of aggression toward them, totally irrational. I'm thinking back, and I can remember anyone with an underbite doing something bad to me. No one in my family has an underbite, no one who picked on me at school, no one who hurt me emotionally, or anything like that. I work in a convenience store near a language school, and there are a handful of kids from Asia who go there, and some of them have underbites. It's really a very curious feeling I get when they come in. I guess I'm wondering if anyone else feels this strange aggression toward people with underbites."
~D.B. at freedom radio dot com (message board)

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-12-2009 09:40 AM


lukkucairi 12-17-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox (Post 418623)


Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

:D

lukkucairi 12-17-2009 03:44 PM

"If you didn't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and ...paste onto your status for all to see"

Jack Flanders 12-17-2009 03:48 PM

^ :eek: :D

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-22-2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Shakespeare was of course very interested in the debate over climate change, itself something of a religion. Here are a few quotations, which readers may wish to track down themselves:

What a strange drowsiness possesses them!
It is the quality o’ the climate.

I’ll pierce him. If he do
come in my way, so: if he do not, if I come in his
willingly, let him make a carbonado of me.

The murderers,
Steep’d in the colours of their trade, their daggers
Unmannerly breech’d with gore.

This weak impress of love is as a figure
Trenched in ice, which with an hour’s heat
Dissolves to water and doth lose his form.
A little time will melt her frozen thoughts…

A little gale will soon disperse that cloud
And blow it to the source from whence it came:
The very beams will dry those vapours up,
For every cloud engenders not a storm.

The climate’s delicate, the air most sweet,…

It is a reaction to an articlette discussing whether Shakespeare was a secret Catholic.

MoJoRiSin 12-22-2009 08:24 PM

YA RIGHT AND THE POPE IS JEWISH AND SANTA IS........
 

MoJoRiSin 12-23-2009 04:53 PM

At the Dilbert Store they let you
1. choose a comic strip to put on a mug
"we only have 7557 choices"

it just made me laugh
because the world we live in
is do
over the top :)

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-28-2009 01:43 PM

this:



and that:


Brynn 12-29-2009 04:32 AM

"balinese ghost fowl"

Jack Flanders 12-29-2009 03:13 PM

haha!!! ^ still a FWC!!!


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