1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round
5. I'll show you when I get the chance!

1. The portly garbage man screams

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night
5. They'ed fit only in his wildest Dreams.

1. the water began to bubble

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start
5. of a brown trail piled with rubble.

*bleh*

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head