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zero 02-14-2007 08:45 AM

••THIS IS A BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••
 
NEW TOASTERS

help us our breads seem to be all worn out or we all grew up or something anyhow nobody is toasting much therefore NEW TOASTERS please start toasting in this bread or better still make some nice new new breads for us to enjoy and toast our toasts in


:) THANKY HAVE A NICE DAY ENJOY YOUR BREAD

Audreyvgs 02-14-2007 11:03 AM

a place to stick it on Valentines Day
 

Brynn 02-14-2007 02:01 PM

A Toast to Bread:

O bread, O staff of life!
Were I not married, I'd make you my wife.
To have and to hold,
Until you grow mold -
Bold bread! Bread for all!
With sesame sprinkles,
I bathe thee with wine
As twilight twinkles.
I toast thee!
I toast thee!
O Bread be mine!

dinzdale 02-14-2007 03:59 PM

Dualit, stainless steel, 4 slice.....$400 :)

Anything less is just burnt bread

zenbabe 02-14-2007 04:07 PM

Now we know what a $400 toaster looks like



What colour is it?

Brynn 02-14-2007 04:16 PM

Not sure, but here's something else you can buy for $400

dinzdale 02-14-2007 04:19 PM

and Zennie looks good in either :)

Jack Flanders 02-14-2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn

Is that a hint?

zenbabe 02-14-2007 05:00 PM

I'll take two! ;)

zero 02-14-2007 07:36 PM

^^^^^^^^:confused:all of your toasts are off-topic

the intention of this bread is to encourage new toasters to sign up and start toasting

dinzdale 02-14-2007 07:40 PM

You should've said.



Muffin?

Brynn 02-14-2007 07:58 PM

I'll drink to that!

Brynn 02-14-2007 07:58 PM

Oh wait...that's been done!

Mr. zero, please sir, that makes you an old toaster too, so if we can't toast here, then you can't either! :(

Toasting, toasting, toasting away here...(whistles and toasts defiantly)

zero 02-14-2007 08:12 PM

guys? guys... this is a ••BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••. pm's please. ;) otherwise we'll never convert any long-time turkeys into first-time toasters

trisherina 02-15-2007 01:37 AM

These toasters cannot manage the more abstruse breads. It is the way of cheap toasters.

Jack Flanders 02-15-2007 01:37 AM

OK! Rye? Toasted rather lightly with really good light butter and a side of raspberry preserves. OH! and a glass of fresh squeezed OJ. :)

trisherina 02-15-2007 02:15 AM

That toast needs Rocky Mountain Quark to be perfect.

zenbabe 02-15-2007 03:20 AM

Champagne for REAL friends! Real pain for SHAM friends!!!


Toast!!!!


NOW!

zero 02-15-2007 04:05 PM

i hereby pronounce this bread to be failure

Tunesmith 02-15-2007 04:30 PM

Don't give up, zero! :(

I think I'm a semi-new toaster, but I don't toast that often in new breads. And I've only started two or three breads.

I'll see if I can toast more often...

zero 02-15-2007 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunesmith
Don't give up, zero! :(

I think I'm a semi-new toaster, but I don't toast that often in new breads. And I've only started two or three breads.

I'll see if I can toast more often...

^toast of the day to young master tunes with his can-do attitude to toasting

anyone can just dive right in & start toasting anytime or even try bread-making if and when they feel like it - it's easy!

dinzdale 02-15-2007 05:26 PM

crumpet?

zero 02-15-2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
[img]crumpet?[\img]


^"bread for toasters who would like to toast pictures, but can't"

dinzdale 02-15-2007 06:19 PM

Pannini?

Hyakujo's Fox 02-15-2007 06:37 PM

I just worry some toaster will toast some jam in this bread.

Jack Flanders 02-15-2007 06:58 PM

or toast some corn bread. :eek: :mad:

zero 02-15-2007 07:26 PM

shhhhhh! :mad: AgnestCustars is registering specifically as a result of this bread..

AgnestCustars:

Total Toasts: 0 (0 posts per day)
Find all Toasts by AgnestCustars
Find all breads started by AgnestCustars

jasmina 02-15-2007 07:57 PM

Have you seen the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?

zero 02-15-2007 08:19 PM

^excuse her she hasn't toasted in a while

jasmina 02-15-2007 08:22 PM

He lives on Drury Lane :)

lostsadie 02-15-2007 09:55 PM

toasting in moderation
 
I am some would call an avid bread eater. I could eat it all day...varying kinds mind you. I don't always find it necessary to toast, but every once in a while I can't resist. There is no smell as refreshing as fresh toast.

I've just found a new bread I like and it may sum this up a bit. It's made of sprouted grains...so very rare in bread today...it's crunchy and good. It has no flour or preservatives and the recipe it's self comes from times before toasters. Ezekiel 4:9...

Being a sprout myself I like the ability to toast if I want...but it great be a part of the bread...I hate the idea that all that flour can mess it up for everybody...

Audreyvgs 02-16-2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina
These toasters cannot manage the more abstruse breads. It is the way of cheap toasters.



Isnt this the bread calling the toast black?

zero 02-16-2007 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
I just worry some toaster will toast some jam in this bread.

sorry meesterFox the penny of your toast only just dropped for me! (good to see you back toasting again btw) aye i share your concern however as i see it the majority of jam toasters in this bloody awful and apparently never-ending jam toaster infestation of ours seem to almost exclusively toast their jam via the CREATE NEW BREAD button, apart from the ToffeePress-type jam toasters who seem to like toasting their jam in existing breads

dinzdale 02-16-2007 01:49 PM

bagel?

Coffee 02-16-2007 02:27 PM

As an old toaster, I'd recommend, to both new and old toasters, against using unnecessary flames in breads. Trying to pull the breads out of the fire usually results in shocks to all involved and ruined toasts. Scraping breads after the fact rarely removes the bad taste that results from flames. As an old toaster I've burnt some breads myself before, and have regretted the results. These days I try to carefully monitor bread making and toasting to avoid it. I'd like to apologize here to any toasters who's wires I may have crossed in the past that have resulted in burnt toasts.
Carry on and enjoy your toasts.

zero 02-16-2007 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
bagel?


:mad: quit with the deliberately annoying poptarts!!

dinzdale 02-16-2007 07:21 PM

waffle?

zero 02-16-2007 07:50 PM

:rolleyes: ffs professor toast a new bread of your own and why not make it a roll?

to do this simply click the 'yes! toast a roll' checkbox

e.g what is professor dinzdale's most annoying toast in my bread?
Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
Muffin?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
Crumpet?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
Panini?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
Bagel?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
Waffle?


lostsadie 02-16-2007 09:25 PM

^^^

Some prefer stale toast
:D

trisherina 02-17-2007 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audreyvgs
Isnt this the bread calling the toast black?

I can take the toast, rather than getting out of the kitchen. You?


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