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Brynn 08-05-2013 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders (Post 429494)
In hell, FWC ROCK!!!

^ snort to HFox!!

In hell, when you look in the mirror, an FWC stares back.

Frieda 08-07-2013 10:27 AM

In hell, it takes your supplier at least 12 tries to get the "dd-mm-yyyy hh:mm:ss" format right in a data delivery.

Frieda 08-10-2013 06:51 AM

^and the next week they fvck up another column.

Frieda 08-19-2013 05:52 AM

In hell, the guy sitting at the desk opposite of you breathes heavily through his nose and on every exhale he opens his mouth and he smacks his lips and you can hear his dentures rattle.

the guy sitting next to you drums on the desk with his fingers in an erratic pattern.

Coffee 09-12-2013 12:34 PM

In hell you sit 2 cubicles behind and to the left of the enchanting girl who obsesses over her coworkers irks while she compulsively taps her own delicate dainty foot in her pretty frustration...but she doesn't know you exist because you have no irks. :(

MoJoRiSin 10-16-2013 12:05 PM

In hell when the Beatles song Mr. Postman comes on you change the channel

Hyakujo's Fox 10-16-2013 12:18 PM

In hell, you can never get the magic back.

brightpearl 10-16-2013 02:32 PM

You can't get the magic back on earth, either. Perhaps in hell, there was never any magic, but everyone tells you there was.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-26-2013 11:32 AM

In hell, people don't know it's just a metaphor.

Jack Flanders 10-27-2013 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 432949)
In hell, when you look in the mirror, an FWC stares back.

You bet it will...FWC sees all!!! muhaaa. (I do not know what that means.) OK, BOOO! :p

Coffee 10-29-2013 01:47 PM

In hell, even after you have both decided that you are not right for each other, she keeps texting...and you still want to "hit that".

Coffee 10-29-2013 01:48 PM

In hell ^ that's how all babies get made.

Jack Flanders 11-02-2013 04:51 AM

In hell, there are no weeds or invasive plants...ummm...thinking...oh, thanks then you throw in no mosquitoes. Damn You!!! AND POISON IVY? I HAT YOU!!!!

Frieda 11-04-2013 12:47 PM

In hell, your supplier creates a report that contains all changed records, but leaves out the new records. Because logically, a new record has not been changed yet.

In hell, everyone you work with is either autistic or vulcan, or both.

Jack Flanders 11-05-2013 08:18 PM

In Hell, you always lose Wordscraper to HFoxy...oh wait, I'm there :(


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