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Brynn 05-01-2008 01:45 PM

In hell there are no curved lines.

lukkucairi 05-01-2008 10:57 PM

in hell, nobody holds your hand.

Marcus Bales 05-02-2008 12:17 AM

In hell there's no stairway to heaven. No free bird, either.

Jack Flanders 05-02-2008 01:23 AM

but millions of bics or zippos!!

Anna 05-02-2008 02:19 AM

In hell, only one of two political parties ever win and they are both the same. Wait, hold on!

zero 05-02-2008 07:36 AM

we live in the eternal hope that the promising-sounding usernames we see signing up each day are The Sparkly & Shiny Ones, come to save us from one-another. but our hopes are dashed time and again as they always turn out to be spam mongers.

Marcus Bales 05-02-2008 07:44 AM

In hell you you can't be saved.

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-02-2008 08:06 AM

In hell every fortune-cookie contains only spam.

Marcus Bales 05-02-2008 10:14 AM

In hell Oreo cookies taste like Brussels sprouts.

There may be people who would like that.

I wish them the joy of it.


YsaPur EsChomuw 05-02-2008 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 385869)
In hell Oreo cookies taste like Brussels sprouts.

Naturally, except for those who like Brussel sprouts. They are in for a completely unexpected sensation burning in their mouth.

Coffee 05-02-2008 01:56 PM

In hell there are plenty of gullible folks who want to believe it when some charlatan convinces them that, if they do as he says (usually involving an exchange of money, freedom, and/or power), there is a better life waiting for them after they fry.

Marcus Bales 05-02-2008 02:00 PM

^That sounds like heaven for the charlatans.

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-02-2008 03:25 PM

In hell, every itch one gets is always on unsratchable places.

treekisser 05-02-2008 03:40 PM

In hell, everyone is required to have one root canal performed each week -without novocaine.

Marcus Bales 05-02-2008 03:42 PM

Unscratchable in the sense that one simply cannot reach them, or in the sense that they're in places one cannot scratch in polite company? Still, how polite could the company be, in hell? So it must be in places where one simply cannot reach them.

In hell people keep asking questions about what you've been clear about, and then go on to conclude that you were right all along.

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