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lapietra 05-04-2006 06:05 PM

From Julia Sweeny's blog (I hadn't read it for awhile) 2-18-06:

"Sometimes I think I have a love affair with a certain kind of food – for a while it was Snappy Tom – that spicy tomato juice. I had to have it every day, every single day. I thought about my Snappy Tom when I wasn’t home and I looked forward to that rush of spice and tomato hitting my tongue. Then I began to have Snappy Tom several times during the day and the spices were so intense I began to be unable to taste any other food. Everything began to taste like Snappy Tom. You couldn’t have a glass of Snappy Tom and then have a bowl of cereal, for example. Your whole mouth was all Snappy Tom. Eventually I longed for other tastes, and so inevitably, one day, I broke up with Snappy Tom.

And I didn’t partake in him for months.

And then, slowly, he made his way back into my life. And we developed a more casual, realistic relationship – a Snappy Tom every once in a while when I was in the mood. It was never like it was at the beginning between Tom and me, but still – we found a way to be together in a more sustainable way. And it was like Snappy Tom and I would remember the old days, the days when I was obsessed with Snappy Tom. Sometimes I found myself chuckling as I poured a glass, thinking: “Remember when I was in a panic if I was out of Snappy Tom? Oh Tom, that was just nuts!” Or now, I order Snappy Tom on the plane and I shake my head – oh…Tom. Tom!"

Smartypants 05-05-2006 01:10 PM

jasmina 05-06-2006 02:53 AM

New ad on the tube ("subway") in London.

As you're going up the escalators, there are big posters saying:
"Can you detect cocaine on this poster?
Sniffer dogs can."

I have images of people running back down the escalators trying to lick the poster.

(btw do you think they really put coke on them?
Aw poor dogs, huh? :) )

Audreyvgs 05-07-2006 01:11 AM

Fun with the Leafblower
JT inspired me.

I think in that tongue one he looks like Jimmy Neutron.... we laughed our asses off.

Jack Flanders 05-07-2006 01:43 AM

OMG!!! That is so funny. I'll will not let my son see that. He'd try it.

Audreyvgs 05-07-2006 11:49 AM

lapietra 05-08-2006 08:10 PM

AllegroNg 05-08-2006 08:32 PM

My god, I think that's my cat!!!

lapietra 05-08-2006 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by AllegroNg
My god, I think that's my cat!!!

aww! *gives kitty a cheek massage*

Hyakujo's Fox 05-08-2006 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by lapietra


smellyrayzin 05-10-2006 12:04 AM

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

priceyfatprude 05-10-2006 03:23 AM

TopcatBopcatBoo: are you going to jazz in the mud


every year it rains the week before. EVERY. YEAAAARRRRRRR.

magdalen 05-10-2006 04:28 AM

smellyrayzin 05-10-2006 12:26 PM

stephen colbert dancing = love

magdalen 05-10-2006 12:29 PM

^^^^^^ :D :D :D Great!!

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