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Jack Flanders 05-15-2006 06:43 PM

:D :D :D HAHAHA!! I feel sorry for all those ze monkeys who have never seen SNL. When in college, parties would come to a stop for one and half hours just to watch the show. Then start again.

steve132 05-15-2006 09:03 PM

stupid criminals...always a funny topic !!
 
I just watched a strange and funny video :

http://www.bionicbuddha.com/rewired_ep6_blogs.htm


Where they are reviewing blogs, one is about stupid criminals. There is a preview,
but you have to download to watch the whole thing I guess.

Smartypants 05-15-2006 09:32 PM

President Al.

Hyakujo's Fox 05-15-2006 11:22 PM

I've seen worse

jasmina 05-16-2006 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox

the video's brilliant

Jack Flanders 05-17-2006 01:50 PM



Bad planning!

Jack Flanders 05-17-2006 01:52 PM

Be patient, I know there's a lot of pix here but I couldn't separate them from the page. http://www.jdbshow.com/badsign.html

Smartypants 05-19-2006 02:57 PM


AllegroNg 05-20-2006 01:34 AM

Sunny D Spill Kills Fish
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5

Fish killed as soft drink leaks from factory

It has become a big no-no in school lunchboxes because of its unhealthy reputation.
Around 8,000 litres of concentrate used to make the drink leaked into a watercourse on Wednesday morning, turning the river bright yellow.

Dozens of fish were found floating on the surface, poisoned by the lurid mixture.

The spill of 'sub-standard' juice was a category one pollution incident, the most serious kind, according to the Environment Agency.

It was caused by a split in an underground fibreglass tank at the Gerber Foods Soft Drink factory in Bridgwater, Somerset. Approximately six tons of juice and concentrate, due for disposal, seeped into a tributary of the River Parrett.

Gerber employees began a major mopping-up operation to stop the juice reaching the river and causing more environmental havoc.

Workers created a sandbag wall and dug trenches to stop it seeping any further.

As they toiled, three tankers were called in to pump as much of the spillage out of the watercourse as possible.

The damaged tank was emptied and pits around it were excavated to prevent juice that had already spilled travelling further.

The emergency action successfully stopped the concentrate reaching the river, according to Gerber personnel director Paul Hurst.

"!We took swift action in preventing further seepage," he said.

"As far as I am aware, this is the first such incident."

More than 10million litres of juice and soft drinks are produced every week at the plant.

Mr Hurst explained: "We take extreme care with the quality of our juice and if the concentrate or the finished product is not to our required quality standard, it is contained until being removed by tanker for sustainable disposal.

"Although orange juice is a natural substance, we obviously needed to deal quickly with its concentration in the watercourse.

"Gerber personnel were deployed and we worked closely with the Environment and Drainage Board to successfully bring the situation under control within a very short timescale."

Catherine Lockwood of the Environment Agency said: "The visual impact of this incident was immediately apparent.

"We will be carrying out a detailed investigation to assess the impact it has had on the surrounding waterways."

Asda supermarkets recently withdrew Sunny D from the shelves, citing a slump in sales.

The juice drink's name was changed and a marketing campaign launched after criticism from nutritionists, who claim it contains unhealthy levels of sugar and additives.

priceyfatprude 05-23-2006 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anna
you guys are sorta creeping me out...
not that there's anything wrong with that.

...

daverbee 05-24-2006 12:38 PM


Hyakujo's Fox 05-24-2006 11:07 PM

what do people who have been blind from birth see in their dreams?

Chuck Norris.

Smartypants 05-25-2006 09:38 PM

Message: 2
Date: Wed, 24 May 2006 20:49:26 -0700
From: Laughing Squid
Subject: SQUID [05/25-05/27] YBCA Film: Trapped by the Mormons
To: Squid List
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----/ The Squid List /--------------------------------------------------

YBCA Film: Trapped by the Mormons

Thu-Sat, May 25-27

7:30 pm

$8 regular, $5 students, seniors and teachers, $5 YBCA members

----/ Event Description /-----------------------------------------------

In the 20s and 30s, a slew of weird propaganda films came out of
Britain which depicted Mormons as sinister perverts. An enormously
clever remake of one of the most successful anti-Mormon films (from
1922), this version comes to us from Cherry Red Productions, the
theater troupe who created the underground sensation Cannibal
Cheerleaders on Crack.

Isoldi Keane is the top recruiter in all of Mormon-dom, using his
mesmeric powers to ensnare young girls into his evil Mormon web of
passion, polygamy and pamphlets! Will Isoldi marry Nora and take her
away to the Great Salt Lake? Or, will there be something darker
waiting for Norahellipslaveryhellip sex orgieshellipdeath!? Will
young Nora be strong enough to resist his wickedly sexy Mormon wiles?
Or will she be forever... trapped by the Mormons!




----/ Venue Info /------------------------------------------------------

Yerba Buena Center for the Arts
701 Mission Street
San Francisco
415.978.2700
www.ybca.org



----/ Additional Info /-------------------------------------------------

alee@ybca.org
415.978.ARTS (2787)

Smartypants 05-26-2006 11:11 AM


daverbee 05-26-2006 11:56 AM



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