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Jack Flanders 12-20-2006 01:12 AM

CHEERS!! Umm... I mean Amen, Brother. :o :D

madasacutsnake 12-20-2006 04:35 AM

Smartypants 12-21-2006 01:29 AM

Je ne sais pas si ceci me faisait rire, exactement, mais il est certainement incroyable!

priceyfatprude 12-21-2006 01:51 AM

Will Smith on the Tonight Show.

priceyfatprude 12-21-2006 03:01 AM


^^^uncensored version of trish's earlier post

LeahDear 12-22-2006 10:07 AM

True Story from Gay Flight Attendant

On a recent flight I was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food
and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us that "Captain Marvel has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. He stopped in front of her and
said "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to please raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground without getting us all messed up."

The Woman calmly turned her head and said in a confident and stern voice,
"In my country, I am referred to as Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I therefore I would outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

madasacutsnake 12-23-2006 11:49 PM

From etiquettehelldotcom

I had a friend who worked at the checkout counter of a grocery store in high school, around the time that they started making fat free mayonnaise. The store had a big display of the product in question, "Kraft Free Mayonnaise."

One night when my friend was working, a woman came up to her register with an entire cart full of mayonnaise...basically, the entire display shelf. My friend thought this was a little odd, but rang it all up anyways. When she gave the woman the total, the woman just stared at her and said, "I'm not paying that! These are FREE! It says so right on the bottle!" My friend tried to explain that the label on the product referred to the fact that the product was FAT free, not that it was being given away at no charge, but the woman wasn't having any of it. Finally, a manager had to be called over to handle the customer, who was practically foaming at the mouth. She finally left, without any mayonnaise. All of which begs the question, even if you're dumb enough to think that Kraft has created a product that they are just going to give away free all the time, and even if you missed all the publicity about what this product was, and even if you missed the price display on the shelf you took all the bottles from, what in the world is any one human being going to do with fifty jars of mayonnaise???

Smartypants 12-24-2006 03:35 AM

Oh, Mad. *sigh*

You SO obviously don't live in San Francisco.

beckstra 12-24-2006 11:27 AM

trisherina 12-24-2006 01:16 PM

That was fantastic!! ^^

Jack Flanders 12-24-2006 03:23 PM

^^^^ Wow!!! He is great!!!!

Smartypants 12-24-2006 03:53 PM

Thanks, Beckstra! That just got forwarded EVERYWHERE! :D

geechee_girl 12-27-2006 01:32 AM

From Mind of Mencia (starts right away - sound on)


From Comics Come Home this year with Denis Leary


l'azizza 12-27-2006 03:32 AM

also from that etiquette site:

One night I was working at a large pizza chain that required a standard telephone greeting. A customer called and I automatically answered, "Thank you for calling Father's Pizza on Main Street. May I help you?" The customer asked, "Is this a recording?" It had been a very long night. I answered, "Yes, it is." There was a short pause and the customer said, "Oh, okay" and hung up. I imagine that he just looked at his phone after that and immediately called one of our competitors!

madasacutsnake 12-27-2006 04:09 AM


Originally Posted by Smartypants
Oh, Mad. *sigh*

You SO obviously don't live in San Francisco.

OK I'll bite.

Are there lots of dumb people in San Francisco?

Are there lots of cheap people in San Francisco?

Or is there some weird mayonnaise fetish thing that I don't know about?

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