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Dorkahontas 06-20-2007 11:30 PM

One of my co-workers today revealed that when she was a child, her parents referred to the female nether-region as a "schmink". I nearly spewed coffee out my nose.

T.I.P. 06-23-2007 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by funkytuba (Post 350283)

:D :D :D

brightpearl 06-23-2007 06:24 PM

^That made me laugh, too.

Tunesmith 06-23-2007 06:32 PM


Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 350289)


+5 for musical innuendo

Coffee 06-23-2007 08:33 PM

***Warning, contains "not work safe language"

Jaime 06-24-2007 04:38 AM

^ :D Oh, that's terribly funny.

lukkucairi 06-24-2007 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 350386)

:D :D

Frieda 06-24-2007 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by Coffee (Post 350317)
***Warning, contains "not work safe language"

oh yeah i love this commercial.. it's been a few years since it was on tv.. i laughed so hard when i saw it first :D

trisherina 06-25-2007 02:12 AM


And someone else said something to the effect of "well yeah, but if shopping is what the kid DOESN'T want to do, and you take him out of there, you've just rewarded him" WRONG. That's where you've got to be smarter and use those little psychological tools. It only took a few nights of peanut butter sandwiches on white bread (YUK, no one in my family can stand white bread), and you ever so sweetly saying "well I'm so sorry sweetie, but you didn't want to be in the store, so we had to leave", and possibly mentioning "gosh too bad, we could have had mom's fried chicken tonight" and that'll cure that sort of thing.

Veruki 06-26-2007 01:04 AM

This was more of a laughing out of embaressment moment, but it made me laugh none the less. A conversation I just had with my boyfriend as I read a magazine:

b/f:...so the velociraptors in Jurassic Park are not representative of true velociraptors?

me: no, they were modeled after a different, larger dinosaur. Velociraptors were about the size of a turkey.

b/f: really? they couldn't have been that small.

me: yeah they were, I know because I'm a velociraptor.

My lesson of the day- If you read magazines instead of listening to your own conversations, you will say something stupid.;)

madasacutsnake 06-26-2007 08:40 AM

God Bless You devious and evil australian advisor to the scriptwriters, for you just made my week.

Avalon 06-26-2007 09:02 PM

could be....
Could be coincidence... but then again...

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force and the US government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep??

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things

brightpearl 06-27-2007 05:26 PM

stegosaurus...he he he

brightpearl 06-27-2007 07:07 PM

For anyone who enjoyed Will Ferrell's "The Landlord."
Her name is Pearl, of course.

Good Cop, Baby Cop
You're goin down, ese.

Jack Flanders 06-27-2007 07:23 PM

I'm going to miss Pearl!!! :(

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