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Stephi_B 08-05-2007 05:11 PM

^ given to me by you! ;) :)

Jack Flanders 08-06-2007 01:44 AM


Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 357321)
Thinking of Graham Chapman earlier today, I was reminded of the eulogy that John Cleese delivered at his memorial service. It's one of the most beautiful and appropriately inappropriate and hilarious things ever spoken. And it's nsfw.

Loved that!!! Those guys were and still are the best.

craig johnston 08-07-2007 06:48 PM

Dave Beasant Dropped a bottle of salad cream on his foot
Rio Ferdinand Picked up a tendon strain watching TV
Richard Wright Shoulder injury falling through his loft
Santiago Canizares Dropped a bottle of aftershave and severed a tendon
Alan Mullery Injured his back cleaning his teeth
Darren Barnard Slipped in a puddle of his dog's liquid

Frieda 08-07-2007 07:01 PM

^ oh man. you should see my hospital records.. :eek:

auntie aubrey 08-07-2007 10:03 PM

Jack Flanders 08-08-2007 12:13 AM

Sorry!!! That's fvcking scary!! :eek:

T.I.P. 08-08-2007 07:30 AM

who is joyce ? thread.
page 2
posts number 17-20

= internet laugh of the month

funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet

brightpearl 08-08-2007 06:44 PM

it's the elmo that does it

l'azizza 08-09-2007 05:28 PM

I don't know if it was a rerun or not, but did anyone see Jimmy Kimmel last night? They had that "Chocolate Rain" guy on. While he was singing, the camera was scanning the audience and kept focusing on old ladies with quizzical looks on their faces.

Veruki 08-09-2007 05:41 PM

My brother thinks I get paid to do nothing, cuz whenever he comes to visit it just happens to be a "slow" day. Well today he walked in just as I finished my post-it origami velociraptor family. They were about to attack a family of helpless paper clip, but my caught me as they were in mid-pounce.

brightpearl 08-09-2007 06:38 PM

Turd burglar.


lukkucairi 08-09-2007 07:46 PM

Anna 08-09-2007 09:05 PM

Brynn 08-12-2007 04:10 AM

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
These are the winners of the "worst analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
-- Joseph Romm, Washington

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
-- Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
-- Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
-- Roy Ashley, Washington

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
-- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
-- Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
-- Unknown

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
-- Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
-- Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like"Second Tall Man."
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-- Jennifer Hart, Arlington

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
-- Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
-- Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
-- Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
-- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

auntie aubrey 08-13-2007 04:39 PM

300 page AT&T phone bill for the iphone

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