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Smartypants 09-08-2004 07:06 PM


Originally posted by dinzdale
BOGUS Mr Pants.

Julian Dicks played in England in the early 90's and has never represented his country, and none of the UK countries were entered in the Olympics. Other than hearing 4 others before, quite a remarkable piece of literature.

Mr Dicks, erm, Dinz:

1) My assumption is that the announcer had meant that the talents of the eleven players on the field were reminiscent of Mr. Dicks'.

2) The name of this thread is "Post something that made you laugh today," not "Post something of proven veracity and back it up with references to authenticate any facts cited within your message."


Smarty "Bogus" Pants ;)

dinzdale 09-08-2004 07:14 PM


Originally posted by Smartypants
"Julian Dicks is everywhere..."
...is a quote from John Motson of the BBC during a Chelsea versus Tottenham Hotspur match from 1992, and obviously Mr Dicks appears to be present on the field.

Your lack of attention to the truth, and your poor due dilligence DID make me laugh today.

As do your ridiculous cycling shorts.


Smartypants 09-08-2004 07:16 PM


Now that's TWO times I've laughed today!

Zaftig 09-08-2004 10:22 PM

red 09-09-2004 01:55 AM

Family Guy

Gatsby 09-10-2004 04:01 AM

Told to me in a bar an hour ago:

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stomp out forest fires!

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stomp out burning ducks!


At the time, it was funny enough to put the entire table in hiccups. Appy-polly-loggies, all.

Gatsby 09-10-2004 04:02 AM

Also, this:


GLEN! Glen, glen, GLEN!

Hermione 09-10-2004 04:03 AM

"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 (Pres. Bush)

Audreyvgs 09-10-2004 11:43 AM

This Morning's Email to the Bink's Teacher
This email was entitled OOps:

Dear Mrs. A,

this morning Nicolas forgot his composition homework book.... I realized it, ran got shoes on and walked it to the neighbors house where he waits for the bus. He came halfway towards me as i was standing by my fence over there in my jammies, with a button missing somewhere, I didn't want to go any further as Bink's friend's dad was standing at the street, and the jammies are too short anyway.
He was about 50 feet away, I yelled for him to come and get the book...
he rolled his whole backpack thing towards me, I yelled, "leave it there!"
and he slows down, still coming towards me, I called, "just come get the book!"
I was holding it up, he stops about halfway, says, "you come here, I'll miss the bus!"

i yell, come get it, he yells you come here, I said, leave the backpack there, he said i can't.

Mind you he's 25 feet away....

So, if you asked him what happened to his book, and he tells you his mother threw it,
I guess I did.


Bink's mom

Clytie 09-10-2004 11:55 AM

ahahahhaaaa *giggles* that was great aud!

Audreyvgs 09-10-2004 02:07 PM


Originally posted by GatsbyGirl

"Okay, so, I want to lower the drinking age because it would be easier to put my 5-year-old to bed if he were stewed. How can I accomplish that?"

Benadryl. :D

trisherina 09-12-2004 05:18 AM


Originally posted by priceyfatprude
big piles of limp linguine who can't move & fall right to sleep if it's done properly

trisherina 09-12-2004 02:30 PM


Originally posted by Aphrodite
No Way!
After all this time, you are a MAN?


Originally posted by Hyakujo's Fox
Yes Way!
And even before that!

priceyfatprude 09-13-2004 12:33 AM


Originally posted by sparticle:
My hubby once asked me -- "If it was between the Indians winning the World Series and our wedding day, and you had to choose one...."

Before I could think it was out of my mouth: "1948 lineup or current-day?"

Clytie 09-13-2004 12:16 PM

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