★ rubbish tiny booklets ★
 

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make up titles of those rubbish tiny booklets that they have on racks at the check-out of bookshops and supermarkets

to begin:

armchair buns of steel

Snow Luging 2008: the X-treme Guide

How to Make Delicious & Nutritious Meals for Your Family from Cardboard!

Stone Walls through the Ages: a Visual Tour of Mediaeval Architecture

101 Canned Biscuit Recipes

(note to zero: I have in mind the scone-type things, not the cookie-type things)

Lose Weight Through Your Lorgnette

The Apache Diet - How to lose weight and gain muscle by roasting your pets and raiding your neighbors.

The Lazy Person's Guide to Little Books Of Inspirational Cat Quotations.

Eye Exercizes for the Bedridden Morbidly Obese

The Bedwetter's Almanac 2008

The Mutterer's Guide To Whatever

international likenesses of jesus on foodstuffs

ross & cromarty sightseeing on a recumbent bicycle

Make money living in your own filth!

shades of red

aubergines: the untold story

Perfect Grilled Cheese in 10 Easy Steps

Party Your Way To Perfect Abs

the little book of how to be quite good at draughts

Narcolepsy through the Ages

Tried-and-true ways to surprise your man!

Chicken Soup for the Anarchist's Soul

Sudoku for Lovers

Let's Shop for Mother!

Waddy Wachtel's Guide to Popular Piercings

The Kama Sudoku

elastic bands and you

The Sexual Horoscope Beach Diet for Unlimited Wealth and Happiness.

CARROT!
The Unauthorised Biography of the Vegetable That Changed The Course of History.

grocer wisdom & shopkeeper sayings

Competitive Grocing: Winning Strategies

1001 things to do with swedish meatballs

David Hasselhoff: His Life and Times

"100% Off"
The Grocer's Association 2008 Calendar

The Bachelor's Guide to Felting

celebrity pencil cases

Nuts Around the World

Rhinestone Classification for Beginners

the doing the dishes companion

25 Plastic Grocery Bag Crafts