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Hyakujo's Fox 10-01-2005 09:12 AM

Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion
From shellfish caught deep in the ocean
that'll restore the hair
'pon a scalp that is bare

Marcus Bales 10-01-2005 12:07 PM

Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion
From shellfish caught deep in the ocean
that'll restore the hair
on a scalp that is bare --
And perhaps there's a price for that potion.

Marcus Bales 10-01-2005 12:13 PM

A bald man has sex-drive to spare

Coffee 10-01-2005 04:16 PM

A bald man has sex-drive to spare
but women just don't seem to care.

Marcus Bales 10-01-2005 04:59 PM

A bald man has sex-drive to spare
but women just don't seem to care.
they'd much rather do
the hirsute chap who
wastes hormones by growing his hair.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-02-2005 05:42 AM

There once was a fellow called Robin

Marcus Bales 10-02-2005 12:20 PM

There once was a fellow called Robin
Who was known for his bob bob bob bobbin'

trisherina 10-02-2005 02:11 PM

There once was a fellow called Robin
Who was known for his bob bob bob bobbin'
And when Bob would object

Marcus Bales 10-02-2005 11:19 PM

There once was a fellow called Robin
Who was known for his bob bob bob bobbin'
And when Bob would object
Then Robin sang Brecht
Or Sondheim, and left poor Bob sobbin'.

Marcus Bales 10-03-2005 12:27 PM

She watched him watch her watching him

dddrum 10-11-2005 12:51 PM

She watched him watch her watching him
As he watched her with countenance grim

Marcus Bales 10-14-2005 08:07 AM

She watched him watch her watching him
As he watched her with countenance grim
It's Hollywood poppycock,
Bollywood copypock,
Open a book, or work out at the gym!

dddrum 10-14-2005 03:55 PM

Although the whole while I was grinning
That last one just left my head spinning

Marcus Bales 10-15-2005 03:48 PM

Although the whole while I was grinning
That last one just left my head spinning
At first it seems nice
But when it's read twice
It's a clear invitation to sinning.

Marcus Bales 10-15-2005 03:49 PM

If all this is just the beginning

glasshouse 10-16-2005 05:34 AM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning

Hyakujo's Fox 10-19-2005 10:32 PM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning
the national lottery

12"razormix 10-20-2005 07:52 AM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning
the national lottery
beats regional pottery

glasshouse 10-21-2005 06:48 AM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning
the national lottery
beats regional pottery
Bucks before clay that sits spinning

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 08:44 AM

I'm thinking of starting a blog
About my two cats and a dog

glasshouse 10-21-2005 05:51 PM

I'm thinking of starting a blog
About my two cats and a dog
Would the pet store get jealous?
The owner's so zealous!

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 08:31 PM

I'm thinking of starting a blog
About my two cats and a dog
Would the pet store get jealous?
The owner's so zealous!
And, frankly, he looks like a frog.

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 09:01 PM

He's pop-eyed and bloated and croaks

Hyakujo's Fox 10-21-2005 09:26 PM

He's pop-eyed and bloated and croaks
He'll only laugh at his own jokes
His diet's just awful
Eating flies by the mawful
But you should see his tongue when it pokes

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 09:51 PM

His girlfriends and wives are all smiles

Marcus Bales 10-24-2005 09:21 PM

His girlfriends and wives are all smiles
His lawyers all motions and files

glasshouse 10-25-2005 04:57 AM

His girlfriends and wives are all smiles
His lawyers all motions and files
But under it all
He's ready to bawl

trisherina 10-25-2005 12:29 PM

His girlfriends and wives are all smiles
His lawyers all motions and files
But under it all
He's ready to bawl
For his humours have all turned to biles.

Marcus Bales 10-25-2005 02:03 PM

He still can't believe that he's dying

trisherina 10-25-2005 02:41 PM

He still can't believe that he's dying
As someone so practiced at lying

Marcus Bales 10-27-2005 08:31 AM

He still can't believe that he's dying;
As someone so practiced at lying
On purpose, for sport,
In love, and in court,

Hyakujo's Fox 11-02-2005 11:31 PM

He still can't believe that he's dying;
As someone so practiced at lying
On purpose, for sport,
In love, and in court,
Shouldn't be in an electric chair frying

glasshouse 11-03-2005 12:21 AM

The smell on the wind faintly sweet

Marcus Bales 11-03-2005 12:26 AM

The smell on the wind, faintly sweet,
Reminiscent of ripening wheat,

dddrum 11-03-2005 12:19 PM

The smell on the wind, faintly sweet,
Reminiscent of ripening wheat,
Is the sizzle and crackle
Of his trouser tackle
Now this story, too, is complete!

Marcus Bales 11-03-2005 09:29 PM

There's something a little odd here

Hyakujo's Fox 11-04-2005 04:36 AM

There's something a little odd here
There's a distinctive tang to this beer

Marcus Bales 11-04-2005 07:27 AM

There's something a little odd here
There's a distinctive tang to this beer
The music's too loud

dddrum 11-04-2005 07:15 PM

There's something a little odd here
There's a distinctive tang to this beer
The music's too loud
There's not much of a crowd

Marcus Bales 11-05-2005 12:27 AM

There's something a little odd here
There's a distinctive tang to this beer
The music's too loud
There's not much of a crowd
At this bar in Kinshasa, Zaire.


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