1. My rude Valentine just dropped by

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?
4. She looked at me smugly

1. My rude Valentine just dropped by
2. To steal some cash for dope to get high
3. Am I really that ugly?
4. She looked at me smugly
5. And said "not after a bottle of rye".

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek
3. On Mont Tremblant we got lost

1. I once knew a girl from Quebec
2. Who took me out on quite a trek
3. On Mont Tremblant we got lost
4. My poutine I then tossed

5.) Had i forgotten to floss?

1. I have very fine teeth you see

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss
4. To get rid of the moss

1. I have very fine teeth you see
2. They're all white and sparkly
3. I brush and I floss
4. To get rid of the moss
5. So why won't anyone kiss me?

1. Bippity Boppity Boo

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat
4. Which I found in the street

1. Bippity Boppity Boo
2. I'm going to make a stew
3. I'm going to chop up some meat
4. Which I found in the street
5. Just like Mummy used to do

1. That moonbeam stole my image

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide
4. Over theres where I hide

1. That moonbeam stole my image
2. That garden gives me spinach
3. I wash clothes with Tide
4. Over theres where I hide
5. I'm an idiot out of his village

1. I haven't got time to explain

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"
4. And.. that's not really hair gel!!!

1. I haven't got time to explain
2. If I did, you'd likely go insane
3. So to explain all i'll say is "I fell"
4. And.. that's not really hair gel!!!
5. That gave the style to your mane.

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am
4. Reading inbox spam

1. I seem to be getting quite sleepy
2. My eyelids are drooping quite deeply
3. Wide awake as I am
4. Reading inbox spam
5. And some Ze-post that's really quite creepy.

1. A stunning seductress named RMR

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice
4. And fry up some mice

1. A stunning seductress named RMR
2. Was often invited to dinner
3. She'd dress up all nice
4. And fry up some mice
5. with a perfect cheese sauce, with grated romano, and an extra melted cheese wheel on top with grated cheese on.