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noxxville 01-09-2003 02:22 AM

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks

funkytuba 01-09-2003 09:11 PM

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks
4. With gold and some rocks

nycwriters 01-09-2003 11:01 PM

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks
4. With gold and some rocks
5. And then took his porsche for a spin

noxxville 01-09-2003 11:03 PM

1. Along came the funkytuba

nycwriters 01-09-2003 11:04 PM

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova

1kookykat 01-09-2003 11:58 PM

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar

nycwriters 01-10-2003 12:03 AM

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar
4. On her funky guitar

noxxville 01-10-2003 12:15 AM

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar
4. On her funky guitar
5. And smoking cigars from Cuba.

nycwriters 01-10-2003 12:18 AM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze

noxxville 01-10-2003 12:26 AM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee

lapietra 01-10-2003 01:25 AM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze

1kookykat 01-10-2003 02:02 AM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze
4. A million hurrays!

AllegroNg 01-10-2003 10:14 AM

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze
4. A million hurrays!
5. And united many a Ze Monkey

RuneT 01-10-2003 11:47 AM

1. Why do I always brake my ski

noxxville 01-10-2003 11:40 PM

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see

Indigo 01-11-2003 03:07 PM

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent

moel 01-11-2003 03:27 PM

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent
4. Some skis with the intent

dinzdale 01-13-2003 12:23 PM

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent
4. Some skis with the intent
5. Of impressing a snow-chick for me.

nycwriters 01-13-2003 01:56 PM

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz

amanda 01-13-2003 02:14 PM

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.

masterofNone 01-13-2003 02:18 PM

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,

Deviate 01-13-2003 02:19 PM

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,
4. On a three-dollar whore

nycwriters 01-13-2003 02:20 PM

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,
4. On a three-dollar whore
5. And she became the fifth Mrs. Dinz

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 06:07 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.

masterofNone 01-13-2003 06:26 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 06:34 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion

noxxville 01-13-2003 07:27 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again

AllegroNg 01-13-2003 07:42 PM

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again
5. She now sells her body in Atlanta.

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 07:51 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me

noxxville 01-13-2003 09:40 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see

nycwriters 01-13-2003 10:29 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown

masterofNone 01-13-2003 10:46 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down.

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 11:01 PM

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down
5. So I don't leave the room when I pee.

masterofNone 01-13-2003 11:20 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?

nycwriters 01-13-2003 11:23 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung

noxxville 01-13-2003 11:24 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe

ProfessionalGun 01-13-2003 11:34 PM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype

masterofNone 01-14-2003 10:24 AM

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype
5. and their teeth are still attached to their gums.

nycwriters 01-14-2003 01:18 PM

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!

ProfessionalGun 01-14-2003 02:40 PM

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away

(sorry- I couldn't help it!)


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