1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks
4. With gold and some rocks

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks
4. With gold and some rocks
5. And then took his porsche for a spin

1. Along came the funkytuba

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar
4. On her funky guitar

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar
4. On her funky guitar
5. And smoking cigars from Cuba.

1. There once was a young lad named Ze

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze
4. A million hurrays!

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze
4. A million hurrays!
5. And united many a Ze Monkey

1. Why do I always brake my ski

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent
4. Some skis with the intent

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent
4. Some skis with the intent
5. Of impressing a snow-chick for me.

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,
4. On a three-dollar whore

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,
4. On a three-dollar whore
5. And she became the fifth Mrs. Dinz

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again
5. She now sells her body in Atlanta.

1. I drink because nobody likes me

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down.

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down
5. So I don't leave the room when I pee.

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype
5. and their teeth are still attached to their gums.

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away

(sorry- I couldn't help it!)