1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament
4. Through the use of horse linament

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament
4. Through the use of horse linament
5. Viagra will turn things his way.

There once was a writer called Peg,

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes
And drinks down at Lou's

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes
And drinks down at Lou's
She's the drunk blonde by the keg.

Ha! Great! :D

Ha! Great! :D
Ay, Mate! :p

Ha! Great!:D
Ay, Mate!:p
Up Late?:o

Ha! Great! :D
Ay, Mate! :p
Up Late? :o
Got a hot date?:eek:

Ha! Great!:D
Ay, Mate!:p
Up Late?:o
Got a hot date?:eek:
Let's go! I believe in fate!;)

1. White people ain't got no rhythm

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven
4. So it's time to get groovin'

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven
4. So it's time to get groovin'
5. Maybe the secret's in dim sum!

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"
4. These words can't be clearer ??

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"
4. These words can't be clearer ??
5. I think I'll go buy me a Slurple

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes
4. Though it burdens the nose

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes
4. Though it burdens the nose
5. Just call me "Stinky Christine"!

1. There once was a young lass named Dev

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink
4. It's a girl, I think!?

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink
4. It's a girl, I think!?
5. If not then I guess I'll just leave.

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose
4. Or the way my hair fro's

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose
4. Or the way my hair fro's
5. Or the fact that my siamese twin whines.

1. He once looked at me with great mischief

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff