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lapietra 01-14-2003 04:11 PM

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament

dinzdale 01-14-2003 04:24 PM

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament
4. Through the use of horse linament

ProfessionalGun 01-14-2003 04:33 PM

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament
4. Through the use of horse linament
5. Viagra will turn things his way.

Indigo 01-15-2003 02:00 PM

There once was a writer called Peg,

AllegroNg 01-15-2003 03:45 PM

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg

moel 01-15-2003 03:50 PM

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes

noxxville 01-15-2003 08:04 PM

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes
And drinks down at Lou's

dinzdale 01-15-2003 09:07 PM

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes
And drinks down at Lou's
She's the drunk blonde by the keg.

nycwriters 01-15-2003 10:09 PM

Ha! Great! :D

AllegroNg 01-15-2003 10:35 PM

Ha! Great! :D
Ay, Mate! :p

jenschka 01-16-2003 12:18 AM

Ha! Great!:D
Ay, Mate!:p
Up Late?:o

nycwriters 01-16-2003 12:42 AM

Ha! Great! :D
Ay, Mate! :p
Up Late? :o
Got a hot date?:eek:

jenschka 01-16-2003 12:47 AM

Ha! Great!:D
Ay, Mate!:p
Up Late?:o
Got a hot date?:eek:
Let's go! I believe in fate!;)

ProfessionalGun 01-16-2003 12:50 AM

1. White people ain't got no rhythm

nycwriters 01-16-2003 12:51 AM

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson

ProfessionalGun 01-16-2003 12:52 AM

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven

nycwriters 01-16-2003 12:54 AM

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven
4. So it's time to get groovin'

jenschka 01-16-2003 12:56 AM

1. White people ain't got no rhythm
2. Trying to do so makes them crimson
3. My point has been proven
4. So it's time to get groovin'
5. Maybe the secret's in dim sum!

jenschka 01-16-2003 01:09 AM

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"

noxxville 01-16-2003 03:34 AM

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple

AllegroNg 01-16-2003 10:37 AM

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"

jenschka 01-16-2003 02:34 PM

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"
4. These words can't be clearer ??

lapietra 01-16-2003 05:24 PM

1. Finding words rhyming with "purple"
2. Caused me to find Version 1.0-Urple
3. Same deal with "silver"
4. These words can't be clearer ??
5. I think I'll go buy me a Slurple

masterofNone 01-16-2003 11:33 PM

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean

jenschka 01-17-2003 12:36 AM

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene

Indigo 01-17-2003 12:45 AM

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes

ProfessionalGun 01-17-2003 01:03 AM

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes
4. Though it burdens the nose

jenschka 01-17-2003 01:10 AM

1. I'd rather be sloppy than clean
2. Don't care 'bout personal hygiene
3. I sleep in my clothes
4. Though it burdens the nose
5. Just call me "Stinky Christine"!

nycwriters 01-17-2003 08:33 PM

1. There once was a young lass named Dev

noxxville 01-17-2003 09:06 PM

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev

masterofNone 01-17-2003 09:17 PM

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink

AllegroNg 01-17-2003 09:23 PM

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink
4. It's a girl, I think!?

Indigo 01-17-2003 10:04 PM

1. There once was a young lass named Dev
2. Who danced the funky chicken in Kiev
3. she dyed her hair pink
4. It's a girl, I think!?
5. If not then I guess I'll just leave.

ProfessionalGun 01-18-2003 12:25 AM

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines

Indigo 01-18-2003 01:38 AM

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines

masterofNone 01-18-2003 02:37 AM

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose

ProfessionalGun 01-18-2003 03:36 AM

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose
4. Or the way my hair fro's

Indigo 01-18-2003 04:46 AM

1. I know a hundred pick-up lines
2. All of them which, she declines
3. It could be my nose
4. Or the way my hair fro's
5. Or the fact that my siamese twin whines.

jenschka 01-18-2003 02:12 PM

1. He once looked at me with great mischief

Indigo 01-18-2003 08:04 PM

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff


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