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YsaPur EsChomuw 05-05-2008 01:10 AM

MIL's photo when angry (or, for frightening the delivery even more, her bust)

Frieda 05-05-2008 04:41 AM

a nametag sounds useful to me

Stephi_B 05-05-2008 07:01 AM

A voodoo device keeping away them bloody bills! ;)

madasacutsnake 05-05-2008 07:45 AM

A sign which says, "THE LAND IS NOT FOR SALE".

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-05-2008 12:07 PM

a magic spam-dissolver device

Coffee 05-06-2008 02:46 AM

Some kind of flotation device.

Coffee 05-06-2008 02:47 AM


Stephi_B 05-06-2008 07:41 AM

New Q (a two parter - don't ask me how that got connected in my brain now ;)):

¿ Your favourite cheese ?

¿ Your relationship to porn (*) ?

(*) Not talking about child porn, snuff etc - that's crime, no porn.

  • Fol Epi
  • If it's good one I see it as art (particularly in form of comics, photography), in general: like cooking recipes - possible inspiration, but no guideline, can't / don't want to cook after recipes.

zero 05-06-2008 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by Stephi_B
¿ Your favourite cheese ?

:mad: WAY too personal!!

Originally Posted by Stephi_B
¿ Your relationship to porn

:) a nice strong mature one, you know, that actually hurts the roof of your mouth because it's made with unpasteurized milk, danish blue for example

12"razormix 05-06-2008 12:28 PM


¿ Your favourite cheese ?
mozzarella di buffala

¿ Your relationship to porn ?

lukkucairi 05-06-2008 12:38 PM

cheese porn

(from the masterminds behind cheese on tour, the web's number one site for pictures of cheese in famous places.)


I do not have a favorite cheese - I love almost all cheese - even the scary-smelling limburger-types

(^scary-smelling limburger-type)

as to pr0n, I get enough inadvertent exposure via odd unfiltered google searches of completely unrelated subjects to feel that I'd never have to go searching.

for example, when googling "wallace" to find a hotlink for the above image, I ran across no fewer than two naughty pictures on the very first page of returns. I mean, "candi", you'd expect, but "wallace"?!

Frieda 05-06-2008 12:50 PM

favorite cheese: belegen goudse

porn: i'm ok with porn in general.. for the times when there's pure earthly belly-aching lust involved. making love is a totally different thing to me, though.

Veruki 05-06-2008 02:00 PM

it's a tie between blue cheese and manchego.
As far as porn is concerned, I'm still on over our breakup.

Brynn 05-06-2008 02:24 PM

I never met a cheese I didn't like.
I find porn dehumanizing, but not erotica ("The Pillow Boy Of Lady Onogaro" for instance.)

Cheese and porn? Turn-off.

auntie aubrey 05-06-2008 05:17 PM

cheese: manchego
pr0n: my relationship with porn is strangely similar to my relationship with god: nonexistent. although there is one difference, i suppose. i know pr0n exists.

auntie aubrey 05-06-2008 05:18 PM

nonexistent god prevented this thread from updating with my answer. :mad:

lukkucairi 05-06-2008 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by Brynn (Post 386161)

Cheese and porn? Turn-off.

come on Brynn, don't pretend this doesn't titillate you:

Frieda 05-06-2008 06:59 PM

^it would've been really cheesy if they were wearing white socks :p

T.I.P. 05-07-2008 12:25 AM

¿ Your favourite cheese ?

my choice is somewhere between nice and drippy st félicien, a praticularly fondant fourme d'ambert, comté when it's a little on the piquant side or corsican fromage de brebis with a drop of olive oil

¿ Your relationship to porn (*) ?

the full multisensory 3D version is my favorite

Jack Flanders 05-07-2008 01:12 AM

good porn=yummy!!!

trisherina 05-07-2008 01:33 AM

Same cheese as ramrox.

Do I have to have a relationship with porn? That seems so, I don't know, committed.

Stephi_B 05-07-2008 08:17 AM

^Nope, of course you can be non-committed, non-caring, or whatever; there just was no better English word/expression in my mind than 'relationship'.

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-07-2008 09:46 AM

I like both. Some kinds more, some kinds not at all.

T.I.P. 05-07-2008 08:57 PM

Pregunta del dia:

¿ What is a name you have given to your Computer / hard drive / USB key and why?

Brynn 05-07-2008 10:00 PM


Originally Posted by lukkucairi (Post 386180)
come on Brynn, don't pretend this doesn't titillate you:


New name for computer - Bob Le Flambeau

Veruki 05-07-2008 10:39 PM

I lovingly refer to all my computers as puta (as in whore), it stems from my brothers inability to say computer in spanish as a young child. He'd stop before finishing and leave it at computa.

T.I.P. 05-07-2008 11:13 PM

One of my friends in France works at the RATP (french metro company). He was working with an old train technician one day, and needed to access some files on the hard drive of the office computer.

My friend was slightly befuddled when the technician told him that he would find the information he needed "in that suitcase." He ended up understanding when the guy pointed his finger at a folder on the desktop of the machine in front of them, and said - "Right there, in that suitcase".

This story really made me laugh, and ever since I name all of my disks "valise", "briefcase" etc...

lukkucairi 05-07-2008 11:14 PM

my old laptop is Euclid, as I bought it right after seeing Pi for the first time and I was unprepared for it to ask me to name it.

I don't tend to name my machines (computers or cars) - I don't see them as separate entities, but more as just extensions of myself.

this one is now simply "the PC", aka "goddamn stupid fukken windows"

the other one is simply "the mac", aka "perennial RAM shortage"

the third one is "the work machine", aka "don't you dare save that to my hard drive - are you trying to get me fired?!"

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-08-2008 12:59 AM

My PC is Mazsola, which means raisin and so much more. But I tend to give this name randomly to my nieces, friends, etc. My USB keys are the Black (office stuff) and the Orange (other), but I tend not to talk to them.

Coffee 05-08-2008 01:18 AM

Hal 4 is my current comp's name.

My old pentium-III based comp was named Hal 3.

trisherina 05-08-2008 01:47 AM

This is a function not available to me.

Hyakujo's Fox 05-08-2008 01:55 AM


you know, wherever my whim takes me

Stephi_B 05-08-2008 07:10 AM

My current compie at work has the official name theo26 (this is so boring, decent workgroups name their compies after Greek gods/heros or stuff like that, at least our master nodes are named after chemical elements), but I call him "Babe" on good days and "blöder Pisser" if he behaves like one, let the KDE crash for example (he does that ON PURPOSE!!!). My old home compie (an antique thing from '98, my very first own compie), meanwhile passed from the processing :(, was named HAL, simply HAL, no number, no pet names, no cuss names, I miss him purring like big, happy tomcat...

Odbe 05-08-2008 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by Stephi_B (Post 386323)
decent workgroups name their compies after Greek gods/heros or stuff like that, at least our master nodes are named after chemical elements),

My network has names from Egyptian mythology, but chemical elements are pretty cool!!
My own computer is Nephthys, Egyptian goddess of the underworld. The wireless is Nut, goddess of the sky. The computer with zillions of coloured LEDs in its case is Amunra because it's so bright, then there's a couple more Egyptian gods/goddesses.

I give names to most of my technology, I think it makes things easier, especially when you want to eject a USB something and you can't remember if it's E or F or G or whatever.
My mp3 player is called Sheep because it's black and is a black sheep, going against the trend of iPod brand mp3 players.
My first small thumb drive is called Thumbellina.
Then I got one with more space and called it Tomb Thumb, but it got appropriated by my mother and lost among my relatives.
So I got a third one and it says 'Soniq' on the side, so I called it Tails, after the cartoon character.

auntie aubrey 05-08-2008 02:46 PM

i name everything else, so it seems silly that i haven't named the computer(s). it's just desktop, laptop, and work laptop.

zero 05-08-2008 05:02 PM

wee bastard

lukkucairi 05-08-2008 06:26 PM

new question for May 8 or 9...

¿ what makes you itchy ?

auntie aubrey 05-08-2008 07:56 PM

all the usual stuff. pollen. wool. acrylic if it's a wooly texture. and dog hair, as it turns out.

lukkucairi 05-08-2008 08:47 PM

this would be a "no" for you then?

auntie aubrey 05-08-2008 09:24 PM

i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.

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