Overheard in the workplace
 

"oh…it's just big, nasty, white cake."

"Go with Ocenan's Eleven. That's a safe one."

"You want it when?"

ha ha ha, i say this all the time and then i laugh and laugh....

I'm self employed, and need the work badly...I have to say..."ok"... then I cry and cry and cry.

i own a service bureau, i get to laugh, but then i get it done when they want it anyhow

" i dont think the tall guy in the corner is wearing any underpants"

Said with absolutely no conviction, and followed by giggles:

"I'm a slave . . . for you?"

"I can't find the file you put in my home directory."


(use ls -a instead of ls, dickweed)

:D

"Did you see that woman in the red dress? She was like Skanky the Christmas Elf!"

LOL! That's priceless!



Damn how I love Google ;)

i don't care what InDesign says, there are no links in that file.

(precisely the problem you nimrod)

" did i do anything bad yesterday? "

"Do we get snow days?"


Actually I didn't hear that one... it was me that asked.... and then they laughed and laughed....