I've seen that video before, and once again I think it is one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen

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whats funny about rmr's jeans

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oriental wedgie :D

"i have glass bones and paper skin.
i break my legs every morning.. every afternoon i break my arms... at night i lay in agony until the heart attacks finally put me to sleep."

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don't mess with grandma!
 

This is a true story.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!

[quote=lapietra]This is a true story.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, QUOTE]

I got an e-mail with that story a few years ago and it cracked me up. I can just picture grandma with the gun and the poor guys :D

Frieda. I thought of you when I saw this!

cool! :D does it say where i can buy?

the name "Boogerd" makes me chuckle.

"Do you know you left your black bra here? I put it with your clothes, and when I came home from church, the dog had dragged it into the laundry room. I know I didn't put it there, so he must have done it. It must smell like you."