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priceyfatprude 09-10-2004 08:41 PM

Orgasmic eating aka food porn
Just got off the phone with my father.

Earlier this week I called to wish him a happy 49th birthday. We got to talking about food & I told him about Hardee's new breakfast biscuit bowl. A biscuit, a sausage patty, some scrambled eggs, cheese & their biscuit gravy drowning it all. My father was quick to tell me how their mushroom swiss burger is "orgasmic eating", and how he is looking very much forward to the biscuit bowl.

Then he went on to tell me he's seen commercials for Sonic, they have some kind of breakfast steak potato burrito thing. But we don't have any around here. He said if he sees one more commercial, he is taking a road trip to the nearest Sonic to eat.

I looked on the net today & the nearest Sonic's are in DesMoines & ChampaignUrbana. I called my dad's house just now to get my sister's new address & told him about the Sonic in Des Moines.

Il Mio Padre: Des Moines? That's only 6 hours away. You know what I'm thinking? We leave Saturday, get there for lunch & dinner, sleep in the parking lot, then wake up & have some of their breakfasts. Then lunch again before we head home.

La Sua Figlia: And don't eat for a few days beforehand in anticipation.

Il Mio Padre: Orgasmic eating. You know what I'm eating right now? Twinkies. You know what you do? Heat them up first in the microwave. Then chocolate sauce over that. Ahhhhhhh!!!!

La Sua Figlia: Yuck.

Il Mio Padre: You don't even know. You know those Nutter Butter Cookies? You know what you do? Take a jar of peanut butter & dip them into it, just like chips & dip. Ohhhh ho ho!!!

La Sua Figlia: Damn, Dad. Why don't you try that with the Twinkies?

Il Mio Padre: Now you're talking, let me try that. For scientific purposes, I am now spreading peanut butter on the Twinkie.


Il Mio Padre: O...M...G!!!!! Like a Fluffer Nutter. You have to go to the store NOW for some Twinkies & peanut butter. *moans*

I have never laughed so hard as when my father is sharing what food gets his rocks off.

My personal food porn:

pomegranate blueberry juice
spinach mushroom garlic pizza, thin crust
warm zabaglione w/cold fresh raspberries
Hardee's Biscuit Bowl
steak or salmon cooked medium well

Now you tell me about your food porn.

fodder 09-10-2004 08:47 PM


Klynne 09-10-2004 08:51 PM

Brie mmmmmmm OMGOMGOMG

Now look what you made me do.

fodder 09-10-2004 08:54 PM


Il Mio Padre: O...M...G!!!!! Like a Fluffer Nutter. You have to go to the store NOW for some Twinkies & peanut butter. *moans*
anyone who spastically moans about twinkies + peanut butter has got to be the coolest, most fun dad


Coffee 09-10-2004 08:55 PM

Crayfish or Lobster dipped in butter.

fodder 09-10-2004 08:59 PM


Spicy Jack 09-10-2004 09:01 PM

do i really have to post an answer?

lapietra 09-10-2004 09:10 PM

yeah - warm zabaglione and fresh razzies is pert darn near a perfect food experience...

Also up there for me is a really good bagel (not the spongy kind that come in bags), preferably the "salt" variety, toasted and still warm, with cold deli cream cheese, lox, red onions, and capers. Holy *cow*.

Good bittersweet chocolate... the crab quesadilla I had the other night...

Ooo! and freshly made creme anglaise - still warm... ay.

And good fettucine alfredo... and yeah, there are lots of other things... :D

Spicy Jack 09-10-2004 09:12 PM

i'm just a food whore.

Frieda 09-10-2004 09:21 PM

big mac

Coffee 09-10-2004 09:23 PM


i'm just a food whore.


Have sex for food?
Have food for Sex?

Prefer oral sex?
Prefer sexy food?


Spicy Jack 09-10-2004 09:31 PM

i love food. yum.

rapscalious rob 09-10-2004 09:45 PM


Originally posted by Frieda
big mac

Frieda 09-10-2004 09:47 PM


Zaftig 09-10-2004 09:49 PM


Avalon 09-10-2004 10:00 PM

And I admit, there is nothing short of murder that I wouldn't do for Mel at this point. And I mean nothing.:o

Oh, having said that...
I just had my version of food porn:

wonderful deep fried fish, cole slaw, and fries (which I gave to the hsb. ) and 2 Long Islands. Whooooooo hoooooo:cool:
If 1987 mel were here, he would be in such trouble ;)

Coffee 09-10-2004 11:10 PM

Big sticky drippy honey FIG and cheesy sloppy kiss for FREIDA.

Holy fark...I just tried your fig, cheese and honey idea (except I substituted Swiss cheese for Goat cheese...I'm just not crazy about goat cheese :( ).

OMG it was marvelous...way decadent....sooooooo gooooooood.

Then I made a bacon wrapped version without the honey for a second dessert...I am Fig full and oh so food orgasmic right now.

:D :D

Frieda 09-10-2004 11:21 PM

:D glad you liked it :D

one day you'll be ready for the goat cheese, coffee :D try a little bit once, heat it in the oven (very high temperature) and pour the honey over it.. mmmmm.. watercrest leaves with a little bit of that dressing you use in a caesar's salad.. and some roasted pine nuts on the side.. MMMMM!!

Coffee 09-10-2004 11:33 PM

I can eat goat cheese...My GBF (uh...i can have a GBF can't I?) loves exotic cheeses and crazy olives and stuff...so I have been exposed to lots of cheeses...goat cheese is a bit spunky for my tastes...but perhaps it was just "that variety" of goat cheese...

I'm staying open to the idea...just didn't want to invest in an unknown cheese till I gave the concept a test run with what I had on hand.

thanks for the idea though...honestly when I poured the honey on top i was thinking "i hope i don't puke" :D :D

Frieda 09-10-2004 11:34 PM

the honey will make the goat cheese less icky :)

Avalon 09-11-2004 12:57 AM

the Mexican restautant I frequent uses goat cheese on everything. It is wonderful. Very thin and white and melts wonderfully. YUM

trisherina 09-11-2004 04:50 AM


Smartypants 09-11-2004 06:16 AM

Oh jeez, your father's only 2 years older than I am?? :eek:

Avalon 09-11-2004 01:54 PM

Frieda, hurry and get Smarty a walker or a scooter so he can keep up with us!:p

daverbee 09-11-2004 03:11 PM

I have more food porns than I could ever post here.
All this summer I've been collecting the grape tomatoes off my two plants and they never seem to make it into the house! Sweetest, juciest tomatoes ever and I'd like to have a dozen of those plants so they'd at least make it to the kitchen!
My neighbors must wonder about me standing in my front yard after work pulling tomatoes off those plants and "Mmmmmm"ing to myself! :D
Unfortunately, Frances was not too kind to them. Still got the jalapeno going well, but that isn't so much orgasmic as it is a direct electric jolt to the system.

rmr 09-11-2004 03:41 PM

creamy garlic chicken pasta (i would marry it if i could)

cpk's bbq chicken chopped salad.......i don't know what to say except i *heart* you.......i *heart* ranch dressing

a huge steak with sauted mushrooms --- some great potato thing and an ice berg wedge salad thingy..........is why i have faith in god

bacon egg and cheese biscuit from mcd's

and of course

hot dogs.......i'm not lying......i love em'


Spicy Jack 09-11-2004 06:12 PM


Originally posted by Coffee
My GBF (uh...i can have a GBF can't I?)is a bit spunky for my tastes...but I'm staying open to the idea...

thanks for the idea though...honestly when I poured the honey on top i was thinking "i hope i don't puke" :D :D


Hermione 09-12-2004 12:03 AM

Cheese Enchilada from Trader Joe's. True dat.

priceyfatprude 02-13-2005 08:22 AM

Bumping this thread. I want to know what food makes Marge's cork pop.

bealeblues 02-13-2005 08:23 AM

i know i wouldn't have eaten the food that giada was cooking this morning, but i was a BIG fan of her outfit and her, um, stirring techniques.....

Large Marge 02-13-2005 08:24 AM


barbecued ribs (NOT Texas style)

lobster in tons and tons of butter

the seafood buffet at the Rio


priceyfatprude 02-13-2005 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by bealeblues
i know i wouldn't have eaten the food that giada was cooking this morning, but i was a BIG fan of her outfit and her, um, stirring techniques.....

You would SO eat carpaccio.

Did the show pop your cork then, is what you're saying?

bealeblues 02-13-2005 08:27 AM

i wouldn't say it popped my cork, but let's just say i didn't mind her overpronunciation today b/c i wasn't really listening to anything she said....

priceyfatprude 02-13-2005 08:28 AM

Overpronunciation is an awfully big word for a Southern boy.

bealeblues 02-13-2005 08:29 AM

well look at you......

Clytie 02-13-2005 08:31 AM

mmmmm im soo hungry

bealeblues 02-13-2005 08:32 AM

i was fairly hungry from 11:30-12:00 CST too....

Hermione 02-13-2005 08:34 AM

dude.. I'm always hungry. I eat every two hours.

Clytie 02-13-2005 08:36 AM

i dinna eat dinner... and its now 345am

Hermione 02-13-2005 08:38 AM

holy moly, why aren't you sleeping?

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