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1kookykat 02-12-2003 04:18 AM

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it

noxxville 02-12-2003 04:22 AM

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed

voxpop 02-12-2003 09:50 AM

while i had its hair permed

voxpop 02-12-2003 09:51 AM

crap!
 
There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed

AllegroNg 02-12-2003 12:22 PM

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed
"When your hand's inside me... "

(just can't finish it.. help!)

amanda 02-12-2003 12:37 PM

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed
"When your hand's inside me... keep out of Nantucket"

;)

masterofNone 02-12-2003 12:42 PM

There once was a naked puppet
That roused when I put my hand up it
It grunted and squirmed
while i had its hair permed


alternate ending

then made it squeal like a pink female muppet.

amanda 02-12-2003 12:54 PM

yeah, go with mon's

nycwriters 02-12-2003 01:37 PM

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur

masterofNone 02-12-2003 01:43 PM

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur

nycwriters 02-12-2003 01:44 PM

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine

amanda 02-12-2003 02:01 PM

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine
4. but now she looks so divine

masterofNone 02-12-2003 02:26 PM

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine
4. but now she looks so divine
5. That I no longer mind all of her fur

noxxville 02-12-2003 02:26 PM

1. After 10 beers the room started to blur
2. 10 beers more and I started to slur
3. At first glance she looked fine
4. but now she looks so divine
5. Wait a minute...is she covered in fur?

masterofNone 02-12-2003 02:27 PM

1. Tis said great minds think alike

dinzdale 02-12-2003 02:53 PM

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike

AllegroNg 02-12-2003 03:46 PM

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike
3. Just like Iraq

nycwriters 02-12-2003 04:26 PM

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike
3. Just like Iraq
4. and its dubious attack

noxxville 02-12-2003 06:27 PM

1. Tis said great minds think alike
2. with perception as sharp as a spike
3. Just like Iraq
4. and its dubious attack
5. Can't this W take a hike?

RuneT 02-12-2003 07:42 PM

1. I promise to be happy

AllegroNg 02-12-2003 08:02 PM

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy

dinzdale 02-12-2003 08:09 PM

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down

lapietra 02-12-2003 08:25 PM

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down
4. When I'm out on the town

1kookykat 02-12-2003 08:51 PM

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down
4. When I'm out on the town
5. Something something Nantucket . . .poo?

AllegroNg 02-12-2003 10:10 PM

1. I promise to be happy
2. Tho my ass is flappy
3. And always let's me down
4. When I'm out on the town
5. Then I start to feel crappy

zenbabe 02-13-2003 01:00 AM

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting

masterofNone 02-13-2003 01:08 AM

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting

zenbabe 02-13-2003 01:12 AM

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting
3. If I survive the attack

masterofNone 02-13-2003 01:30 AM

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting
3. If I survive the attack
4. My mind'll be out of whack

noxxville 02-13-2003 01:42 AM

1. I went to buy plastic sheeting
2. for my sense of security's fleeting
3. If I survive the attack
4. My mind'll be out of whack
5. This doesn't bear repeating

nycwriters 02-13-2003 05:02 AM

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling

noxxville 02-13-2003 11:25 AM

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling

zenbabe 02-13-2003 06:02 PM

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling
3. Their heads were quite sore

moel 02-14-2003 02:36 AM

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling
3. Their heads were quite sore
4. As they left the shore

nycwriters 02-14-2003 05:27 AM

1. Six fellows from Seattle went trolling
2. After a night of drinking and bowling
3. Their heads were quite sore
4. As they left the shore
5. And realized their stomachs were rolling

zenbabe 02-14-2003 05:29 AM

1. Just another funny link I think

nycwriters 02-14-2003 05:32 AM

1. Just another funny link I think
2. But what are my choices? To drink?

zenbabe 02-14-2003 05:43 AM

1. Just another funny link I think
2. But what are my choices? To drink?

3. I am a virgin no more

nycwriters 02-14-2003 05:46 AM

1. Just another funny link I think
2. But what are my choices? To drink?

3. I am a virgin no more
4. Cos I shopped at this store

zenbabe 02-14-2003 05:50 AM

1. Just another funny link I think
2. But what are my choices? To drink?

3. I am a virgin no more
4. Cos I shopped at this store

5. And I brought a man back from the brink!


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