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Forum: FAST CHAT 05-10-2006, 04:58 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 5,221
Posted By Dinzsmum
Miss Prude, aren't you the dear one. I am back in...

Miss Prude, aren't you the dear one.
I am back in the colonies to visit with my favourite son. I hope to keep you abreast of the excitement while I am here.

I can not believe the heat; I shall...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-27-2005, 06:27 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 10,491
Posted By Dinzsmum
Such a good boy.

Such a good boy.
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-27-2005, 06:15 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 10,491
Posted By Dinzsmum
I missed the y; I couldn't see through the tears...

I missed the y; I couldn't see through the tears of shame.
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-27-2005, 05:59 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 10,491
Posted By Dinzsmum
And I suppose it is my fault that we couldn't...

And I suppose it is my fault that we couldn't afford to send you to school so you could learn to spell "syllable"?
The kids never laughed at your clean clothes now, did they? I am so hurt and...
Forum: CURRENT EVENTS 07-07-2005, 12:39 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,856
Posted By Dinzsmum
Mind the gap.....

4 explosions..3 on the tube, 1 bus. "Terrible casulties" (2 deaths are sure, 160 injuries so far)



My heart hurts :(

ETA: numbers are changing rapidly
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-07-2005, 01:57 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 9,134
Posted By Dinzsmum
Happy Birthday to my favourite son. Pay no...

Happy Birthday to my favourite son.
Pay no attention to your brother, you have always been the favourite.
Now, sit up straight, chew your food well and with your mouth closed, and use the correct...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-22-2005, 08:10 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,351
Posted By Dinzsmum
It breaks a mother's heart it does. I suppose I...

It breaks a mother's heart it does. I suppose I shall have to come across the pond and give him a good scrubbing me self then. You try so hard to raise them right. tsk tsk Be a lad then, Mr....
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-22-2005, 07:49 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,351
Posted By Dinzsmum
Beale, my Dear boy, I tried so hard to instill...

Beale, my Dear boy,
I tried so hard to instill good grooming; have I failed so miserably? Me only begotten son, besides his brother I mean, is a "dirty boy" ?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-23-2005, 11:03 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 462,726
Posted By Dinzsmum
"Dinzdale Thanks for sharing a series of...

"Dinzdale Thanks for sharing a series of fond familial scenes. However, it really just made me feel sorry for poor Mrs Dinz ( I wonder how she is doing?) for having to put up with your wild childhood...
Forum: FAST CHAT 10-13-2004, 06:58 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,631
Posted By Dinzsmum
Son!!! A boy's mother is always his best friend....

Son!!!

A boy's mother is always his best friend. I am enclosing a photograph of us together as a reminder.
Please take care of that rash, dear. I warnd you about those Nolan...
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-16-2004, 06:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,595
Posted By Dinzsmum
Oh, why thank you, Love. I am always glad to hear...

Oh, why thank you, Love.
I am always glad to hear Dinz is being a good boy; he does worry me so.
A big hug for you as well!
Forum: FAST CHAT 09-16-2004, 06:33 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,595
Posted By Dinzsmum
What am I to blame for now, Dear?

What am I to blame for now, Dear?
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-07-2004, 11:57 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,137
Posted By Dinzsmum
Happy Birthday Son; your mum misses you. ...

Happy Birthday Son; your mum misses you. Spending the day I gave you birth in the states with strangers, shameful I tell you. What's a mother to do?

Oh, and these bloody tarts showed up at my door...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-06-2004, 06:27 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,606
Posted By Dinzsmum
It warms a mother's heart to witness the happy...

It warms a mother's heart to witness the happy welcome you have all given me son. Nice to see you remembered his big day tomorrow as well. He has good friends. ( Even though I am aware of Mr....
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-06-2004, 10:36 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 7,766
Posted By Dinzsmum
Me boy is back in your country. I am crying a...

Me boy is back in your country. I am crying a mother's tears today. Everything went well despite the ruckus at the airport; some blonde man pretended to be INS and tried to have me poor son...
Forum: FAST CHAT 07-03-2004, 03:23 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 7,766
Posted By Dinzsmum
Do not listen to Mr. Beale; you must be aware by...

Do not listen to Mr. Beale; you must be aware by now that you cannot trust a solicitor.

Me son will return on the 6th. And it is his natal day on the 7th! Wish him good cheer for his dear, old...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-30-2004, 11:13 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 7,766
Posted By Dinzsmum
It's enough to make a mother cry. I'll try to...

It's enough to make a mother cry. I'll try to make sure me son stops at the trinket shop on the way out and pick up some pretty things for you ladies.
I can not be sure what he is going to pick up...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-28-2004, 04:02 PM
Replies: 575
Views: 58,492
Posted By Dinzsmum
Women seem to find men with their offspring...

Women seem to find men with their offspring irresistable; atleast that is what Mr. Dinz used to tell me. This is a photo of me to best boys together, right before the Mr. ran off with that floozy...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-28-2004, 03:55 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 8,629
Posted By Dinzsmum
What's this? Daily wisdom? I have yet to hear...

What's this? Daily wisdom? I have yet to hear anything that even remotely sounds like wisdom come from this 0. A wise thing to say would be "I'm sorry and goodbye". That would be wisdom coming...
Forum: LINKS 06-27-2004, 11:43 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 886
Posted By Dinzsmum
68 meters I had a little practice with Mr. Dinz...

68 meters
I had a little practice with Mr. Dinz in the past
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-27-2004, 11:35 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 9,337
Posted By Dinzsmum
I dare say, that 0 fellow needs a smacked bottom.

I dare say, that 0 fellow needs a smacked bottom.
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-26-2004, 09:55 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,606
Posted By Dinzsmum
I am so proud of my boy; he's been in the movies...

I am so proud of my boy; he's been in the movies as well.
http://www.iseesockmonkeys.com/sixthsense_biker2%20copy.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-25-2004, 11:11 PM
Replies: 752
Views: 42,888
Posted By Dinzsmum
It's a hard knock life, don't you know! Think it...

It's a hard knock life, don't you know! Think it is easy supporting a grown son??!!!http://users.ox.ac.uk/~peter/ve/images/EastEndSlavey.jpg
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-25-2004, 10:59 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,606
Posted By Dinzsmum
'ere we are dear; the entire family. Sadly, we...

'ere we are dear; the entire family. Sadly, we were forced to sell Dinz's sister to pay for kip and ale. This is one of the few family photos we 'ave. Bet she would have been a looker if we'd a...
Forum: FAST CHAT 06-25-2004, 10:20 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,559
Posted By Dinzsmum
I can 'andle my booze; what time did you say the...

I can 'andle my booze; what time did you say the Navy was landing?
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