no, you've been too influeneced by richie rich, scrumpy's yummy, no (or very few, small) bits in it. it's the first thing all us lot get pissed on growing up.
Been away for a while (3, 4 years maybe?!).
Now an English teach (who still can't spell).
Still loving being a mum, best thing ever, so much so that number 2's on it's way (oh & I got married last year!).