[Marcus Bales]

Argh, don't put provolone cheese on a breakfast sandwich; oog; ptui.

Breakfast Cheese Blues
For John Bales

Some Chesdale, Cheddar, Edam, Gouda,
Or sheep cheese from Bayonne,
Or Brynzda, Bros, or Brie but who the
Hell wants provolone?

Oh thanks a lot for bitching,
and waking the muse
Cause now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Among the breakfast sandwich cheeses
One fact is clearly known:
Use almost any cheese but, Jesus!
Don't use provolone.

Oh thanks a lot for sharing
Your curdling views
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

On bacon, ham, or sausage, slowly
Melt the cheese, and moan --
Anticipation's good, but holy
Cow! Not provolone!

Oh thanks a lot for posting
Your curd and whey news
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Bacon, sausage, ham, whatever
On wrap, croissant, or scone;
For me the only rule is never
Never provolone!

Thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese you refuse
Now everyone has breakfast cheese blues --
Those ooey-gooey, yum-umami
Breakfast cheese blues;
Yes, thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese don'ts and dos,
Those hold-it-all-inside applied
Breakfast cheese blues.