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Old 05-07-2003, 10:00 PM   #5
Trishya
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Hung Chow called his boss and says:
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come to work."

The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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