Chuck Norris laughs at your attempt at humor..it will be the last sound you ever hear.
Chuck also says go here, wear these:
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Last edited by Avalon : 04-14-2006 at 09:05 PM.