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Old 07-17-2009, 05:30 PM   #3732
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ABLIGURITION n. the ability to perform two or more extremely difficult and completely unrelated tasks simultaneously and in an excessively ostentatious manner; flamboyant multi-tasking

Once an unrecognized word heard almost exclusively at spelling bees, abligurition became an overnight sensation when MIT student Luther Hotchkiss laced up his gravitybusters and posted a video on Youtube of himself leaping over tall buildings in a single bound while conjugating irregular Latin verbs.
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