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Old 01-01-2012, 07:36 PM   #5
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I got you a new red riding hood, fantabulously authentic-looking*. Wolves guaranteed to give you no trouble when the apocalypse hits later this year.

*also suitable for bullfighting. Or even better, bullsh** fighting!

I also got you this jellyfish hat, because it is nearly as awesome as you are.

I count myself lucky to have happened upon your acquaintance. You're just lovely and so much fun. I can't think of a better way for a year to start than on your birthday.
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